Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I dunno. I would totally get in the ring with Mike Tyson, because even if I lasted only a few seconds, getting to say I faced THE legend would be worth it, you know? Admittedly one of my proudest achievements is an Olympic fencer wiped the floor with me, once.

see racism in 40K is like; Necrons think you're primitive, Tau think you're CHARMINGLY primitive, humans think you're scarily anathema, and Aeldari think you're loud and declasse, which is something coming from the species which invented Glam Rock millenia before everyone else. Orks think you're punchable and edible, but they think everyone's punchable and edible, similarly to how the Drukhari are very open minded about torture victims.

Okay to be fair I should NOT make fun of 40K outfits given *my* chosen faction, Airmobile Snooty Bigots, loves wearing excuses to paint gems. “I NEED more cloisonné pins on my armor Celeduil. Otherwise Slaanesh will get me.”

Yes WH40K, what I’d REALLY want is a big metal blood drop hanging right where it can get caught in my skirt armor and screw with moving my leg. Also please make the gorget bigger it’s not enough of a “shot trap.”

Now imagining Firstborn complaining about Primaris. “The kids don’t even run into battle with only an angry grimace protecting their heads anymore. Back in MY day we just kinda randomly fired our bolters at nothing in particular with bisexual lighting, and we liked it just FINE.“

Have you ever considered Fabius Bile is WH40K’s version of Uncle Fester? Artist rendition. Only now with bonus FABIO BILE, like nobody asked for.

#drawings yesterday

okay embarrassing admission time;

* a favorite Beatles track to sing is "You Can't Do That" which is one of their Horrifying Sexism But Make It Incredibly Catchy songs.

* while singing it in the shower I tend to lean in towards the showerhead like Paul and George leaning in towards the microphone.

I think Trump's cabinet appointments are a loyalty test. He wants to find any opposition he can eliminate in office, and obviously he owns his appointees; he would without him doing them the favor.

And then Gandalf the White tells of how he fought his great enemy in dark paths beneath Khazad-Dûm, and cast him down upon the slope of the mountain and was returned unto middle earth naked, greeting the first mortal folk he met afterwards with I VILL NEED YÜR BOOTS, YÜR CLOTHES AND YOUR MEARAS.

#drawing yesterday

Weeeeell Bluesky is having issues with suddenly having a third of Twitter migrate or w/e, guess I’m stuck talking about important stuff like wanting doughnuts and coffee and having nightmares here

You can fuck right off selling me your patriot branded prepper shit, it’s crappy enough I have to spend the next 4 years in y’all’s fap fantasy without it getting between me and some dude playing banjo.

I’m not sure which despicable varlet needs to be prevented by sign in requests from sneaking onto my Microsoft Teams account but evidently she likes Teams more than I do.

cursed movie thought

"General Hoek, Flash Gordon approaching"
"what do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approacheeeng'?"
"on a stolen Hawkman rocket cycle. Shall I inform His Majesty?"
"You EEEDIOT! thee Emperor will shoot you for eenterrupteeng His wedding with thees news!"

cursed 40K thought; have you ever considered that Fabius Bile is basically Uncle Fester? like he's basically the WAR FESTER.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
can't stand it
I know you planned it!
I'ma get it straight this Watuhgate
cause I can't stand rockin' while I'm in heyah
cause y'crystal ball ain't so crystal cleyah!
so while y'sit and wonduh why
I got this FUCKIN' thorn in my side
oh my gawd, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotawdge!

Convinced the only reason Bedford Forrest and Otto Skorzeny didn’t get cabinet posts is they’re dead

Naw just kidding, he doesn’t know enough history to know who they were

the Beastie Boys version of the Kalevala, sadly never completed

#drawing last night

Thundercats 🤝 Ultramarines

named after where they’re from not their characteristics like you thought