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Prior to the evolution of Homo as a separate genius, personal ads frequently featured the phrase “no Austrailopithicine”

just a bad night for needing to remember that things usually appear several shades nastier than they actually are.

at some point soon I'm going to want a mental health day, and I have no clue how to work that one.

okay apparently tonight is a Tool "Sober"/Ministry "Breathe" sort of night

yeah, let's not go there

look! Here's a karaoke version of my favorite Gwar song about going to Arby's!

youtu.be/IExY3Za4wj0?si=aTn3k8

possibly the strangest song association I have is "Nasty" with Anne McCaffrey's "Dragonriders of Pern" books, for exactly no reason other than the song was big about when I REALLY GOT INTO those books

following up Oingo Boingo's "Nasty Habits" with Janet Jackson's "Nasty" as a bit

“Prisoners will march below me to the presence of Emperor Ming.”
* massive Queen music *
“Hail Ming!”
“And now the tributes from Orthodontia.”
“We th feofle uf Orfodonta! We haf fuffered fince you blafted our kingdom! We can offer you nofing dif year exfhept our loyalty!”

Iain McCaig originally designed Darth Yutyrannus to have feathers rather than horns, expressing the character's soft, slightly decadent side

the nagging worry that maybe the reason building models was one of the few joys of my teen years is probably being slightly high on fumes from the Testor's glue rather than *purely* because building 1/72 scale kits is one of the fucking awesomest things in the world.

remember when you were young?
you shone like the sun
shine on, you crazy diamond
now there's a look in your eyes
like black holes in the skies

“Even before the Heresy it was known that Lion El’Jonson did not really like Horus” uh my impression was that until relatively recently in canon The Lion didn’t like Leman Russ, Roboute Guilleman or anyone else really

wow, that news item turns out to be even STUPIDER than I thought it was going to be

orcs in Tolkein all have names like Shagrug and Nozmining

Right now, the adult world feels adversarial, my country is facing an occupation force, and I am trying to get hammered. Have a .

okay right now the adult world feels adversarial, occupation forces are already taking over my country, and I am going to listen to Mozart and try to get hammered.

reads aloud from the ancient Book of Deadnames, calling forth the vengeful, or at least very irritable and depressed, spirits of 20somethings who can’t figure out why they never smile in photographs, to charge around with khopeshes, epsilon axes and a really good Alan Silvestri soundtrack.

to honor my weeaboo side my new fursona, a “kensune” wields a katana with each of her tails

my mixed relationship with sleep.

Typically it's "Gotta do self maintenance so I can wake up to do basically *more* self maintenance."

Last night I woke up and went back to bed again enough to have the rare "this feels fantastic, I really want more of this," even with a nightmarish bit.

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