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an album SO funky that after 2 minutes I was bobbing my head, after 4 minutes I was moving my head and shoulders as well, and after 8 minutes I was throwing crescent kicks in slow motion to get The Mob out of Harlem

Tamiya Field Marshall Montgomery’s Command Set™️! Features BLAME FOR MARKET GARDEN as an extra which you can just snap onto the figures of EITHER Horrocks, Browning or Sosabowski!

Okay trying to make myself get out to my parents place despite the depression, here’s some I worked on yesterday.

Cw food photo 

Very Ukrainian cooking turned out pretty good though doesn’t help with the feeling that there’s just nothing to look forward to, just more of THIS. Still, I managed to cook and better blood sugar should help.

HOT TAKE Wolves are just coyotes on steroids, fennec foxes are coyotes on pixie stix and multiple espressos

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

IT'S LIKE ONE BIG INBRED FUCK-FEST (sies!)
NO I DO NOT WANT TO STOP, COLLABORATE OR LISTEN!

Oof. It’s not so much “The customer is always right,” but more “The customer doesn’t necessarily realize they’re wrong.”

Sadly it’s real easy to interpret this as “customer is a presumptive asswipe” from the perspective of “not especially wanting to be here in the first place.”

Honestly Gwar writing a song about a magical dimension-crossing toilet is a little like Six String Samurai and Werewolf the Apocalypse as media which play pretty directly to me.

BY THE WAY if you need a coyote to check your work for latrans cultural sensitivity, I work REAL cheap.

“Many apologies, Poirot was, how you say it? Faire un decharge enorme. ‘Aving a pou. Pinching a baguette.”

“Ah, I see. Poirot ‘as once again rolled a two, and cannot within zis round reach the Billiard Room, despite his strong suspicion that there, upon that fateful night, Miss Magenta used the lead pipe to dispatch her victim.”

oh WOW

okay so it's 1920 and someone decides the new Purley Way in Croydon will need metal for structural support. Britain's just come into a huge number of Stahlhelme as Germany's largely disarmed in a big hurry...

SO THOUSANDS OF GERMAN HELMETS GET USED IN THE ROAD SOMEHOW.

This is SO 40K.

tonight, posted in hopes it’s something fun to look at for anyone stuck with family obligations.

Anyway, y’all probably want to see drawings more than you want to hear me wallow in anger or passive suicidality, so here’s a from last night

and I mean I don't have the right to enjoy anything related to "Dune"

but if we go that route, I have no right to live in Seattle, and have no right to continue my existence, etc, and that's the sorta thing which got me to where an edible is a good idea, so let's just listen to the Toto soundtrack.

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