Show newer

It is a lovely day in late medieval Prague and you are revolutionary theologian Jan Hus!

Ooh at 2:30 they’re showing The Boy, the Cook, the Fox, and Her Lover. No wait…

A “toony” fursuit but what that means is you can inflate the eyes with a loud AAAOOOOGA! sound, and also there’s a little hand pump thing to inflate the heart shape on your chest when you see someone hot.

The DAKIMAGURI! Combines two things furries love. A warm, cuddly onesie but with a picture of a PILLOW on the front and back! A SEXY pillow!

Oughta $ell dozens, cha-CHING!

Oh yeah drawing some SPICY ART at the con! Increasingly unhinged as you go down the page!

a restaurant so upscale they don’t give you a Croque Monsieur, they give you a Croque des Chevaliers

the perennial question of whether I'm a socially inept ugly nerd who fucks up any interactions with others OR whether shyness, fatigue, and being trained that I'm inherently ugly, disinteresting, socially inept and unlikable makes it impossible to tell I'm basically doing vaguely okay, not great.

Tyberos the Red Wake but as a trans girl is this anything

You can’t actually get lycanthropy from sitting on toilets at Pilot, but furries still haven’t stopped trying.

okay, now that I've washed my new set of underarmor/balaclava I tried it on to make sure it still fits which it does of course, but it looks like I'm doing a bad cosplay of Danger Diabolik, one of the best movies ever made

and the Beastie Boys loved it, so I'm in good company!

ph ~ 

So the tooth or bone fragment which sticking into/out of my gums apparently worked loose. Suddenly it just wasn't there.

I'm going to keep my Monday dentist appointment, tho; if I had a tooth or bone fragment it came from somewhere (I have a guess).

Meanwhile I can eat again without it hurting!

Holy shit I can’t stop listening to it.

“Oh, please, don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's THEIR home
And I'm welcome no more”

is a pretty adequate description of teenage me.

The natural follow up is “Be Good Johnny,” it’s such a preteen me song…

an album SO funky that after 2 minutes I was bobbing my head, after 4 minutes I was moving my head and shoulders as well, and after 8 minutes I was throwing crescent kicks in slow motion to get The Mob out of Harlem

Tamiya Field Marshall Montgomery’s Command Set™️! Features BLAME FOR MARKET GARDEN as an extra which you can just snap onto the figures of EITHER Horrocks, Browning or Sosabowski!

Okay trying to make myself get out to my parents place despite the depression, here’s some I worked on yesterday.

Cw food photo 

Very Ukrainian cooking turned out pretty good though doesn’t help with the feeling that there’s just nothing to look forward to, just more of THIS. Still, I managed to cook and better blood sugar should help.

HOT TAKE Wolves are just coyotes on steroids, fennec foxes are coyotes on pixie stix and multiple espressos

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

IT'S LIKE ONE BIG INBRED FUCK-FEST (sies!)
NO I DO NOT WANT TO STOP, COLLABORATE OR LISTEN!

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!