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It’s not “the inmates are running the asylum” so much as “the inmates bought the asylum, took over writing the DSM, got rid of all the recreational facilities and most of the beds, since Tuesday we’ve been unsure whether they’re reinstating shock treatment, and also the asylum now costs a lot more.”

consider;

Spongebob Squarepants is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play saxophone

Star Trek the Next Generation is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play trombone

therefore;

there is a jazz crossover episode

so I was listening to Danheim and this shitpost fell out...

Ever wonder; if you could get the fantasy of going back in time to meet your younger self, and tell them things were going to turn out OK, that they would have a whole life ahead of them they couldn’t dream of

would they’d look at you blankly and insist things were GREAT for them, where they were?

I’d previously thought my increased frustration with this job stems from how the well off customers and companies here I see as symptoms of the same classist elitist exploitation that created the Trump regime. Now that I have this other example of stuff which truly upsets me since I think that and Trumpism arise from the same rot, I feel that’s definitely part of what’s going on.

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A Trader Joe’s frozen meal so small that it’s Authentic Thai Drunken [singular] Noodle

I realized that I was so upset about the “dire wolf” thing because to me it represents everything that sucks about this fucking time period in this fucking country..

I need to get out of this country

If I’m optimistic and I survive until a 2028 election which the Democrats somehow win

Republicans will be back in charge in 4 to 8 years. This regime will be held up as a standard of when America was strong, brave and happy and it’ll be worse.

I’m middle aged and I do not want to be doing this again when I’m actually old

for breakfast you could have a croque monsieur, a croque madame, or a big bowl of captaine croquer avec les croqbaies

I realize this one dude over on Bluesky was trying to help by putting it out into the ether to anyone listening, but hearing that my abusers don't deserve to have power over me, when what I or they *deserve* is a mute point and they *had*, currently have, and will always have power over me, really upsets me.

uspol, mh - - - 

he ordered 50% of the national forests opened to logging

50%

it's lost in the sea of assaults on trans rights, creating a recession with horrible inflation, and people getting shipped to El Salvador, etc, I feel like I'm the only person who feels like this is a loss, a huge amount of harm.

he killed HOW much land which will never be the same?

does anyone else care?

*lowers brim of hat, laughs menacingly*

The unwashed pot of crime brews incredibly bitter coffee!

People in 1969 pointing to the Abbey Road cover: look! Paul’s got no shoes! That must mean the REAL Paul is dead and that’s an imposter!

Me, now, pointing to the Abbey Road cover: look at George wearing a denim shirt with his jeans. He’s Jeorge Jarrison!

I return home laden with treasures that make me ask myself what, exactly, do I consider treasures?

And I realize what I value is motivated by poor person thinking - get this now while it's available, while it's relatively affordable. Unsure if that's a good thing, a bad thing, or it just IS.

intensive coyote training (staying in horse-riding stance while eating small pieces of chicken with hot sauce)

ALLIES the Garou are not alone. They are aided in their great fight for Gaia by the clever, good-lookin', and incredibly altruistic Nuwisha, who are always willing to provide assistance for a modest fee. What'cha got?

youtu.be/qgSEPJFwXK8

with the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln

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