Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And, unlike some, I know who my father is."
"WAIT WAIT WAIT how did you learn our language?"

#MixingMovieQuotes

this DnD session I;

* helped defeat a bullette, pretty good for having been knocked down below 0 hp twice
* kept an unarmed, unarmored healer from getting into bullette bite range, and hauled an NPC to safety
* calmed and retrieved 2 oxen who ran away from the caravan during the resulting wildfire

Apparently at some point I became not only The AMAB Player Whose Characters are All Girls For Some Reason Can't Imagine What

but also The AMAB Player Whose Characters are All Icelandic Named Girls

So apparently I'm a Bjorkaboo or something.

#drawing last night - originally I wanted to riff off the”Celtic elves” concept but I really couldn’t make the description of riastharae from the Tain work on the elf champion’s face. And in fact I’m unsure I successfully communicated it at all!

#drawing last night, since I feel things other than rage or despair sometimes.

So I double checked and a Cost of Living Raise is supposed to catch up with the Cost of Living. That's supposedly 2.5% for Seattle, so even though I'm pretty angry about it, my company's willingness to grant me only a 3% raise is basically Cost of Living.

Which then raises the question, how has the cost of living in the Seattle area *only* somehow increased by 2.5%?

#drawing last night, Japanese flavored D&D; I’ll hopefully tackle monsters next.

anyway I am *trying* to avoid the horrific negativity that I felt while cooking via listening to "Colours" by Donovan, "Scatman's World," and Dismemberment Plan's "You Are Invited."

#drawing last night. A modeling video I watched converted a huge dragon model to a bat styled dragon for use in Ravenloft. I figured this was a nice vampire dragon design and thought a Ravenloft-y PC to fight could be a werewolf, but now I think I’ll nix the werewolf to show off the dragon more.

A web quiz for Which Discontinued/Unsupported Games Workshop Product Are You?

Of course, the gentle humor of the Zootopia 2 poster crushes my hopes that it will feature Judge Judy Hopps versus the deadworld ZPD, but at least this way there should be Kleggs!

#drawing last night - there’s a little composition thumbnail of a more angular version I’d think might look more dynamic - but maybe this actually works as is? Also part of why I was thinking of Excalibur earlier was listening to the soundtrack while drawing.

#drawings yesterday trying to figure out some fur texture and character design.

Adobe 🤝 WotC
business decisions practically tailored to alienate people who use their products

#subpost an accurate map of the USCSS NOSTROMO, in which every room is carefully labeled "Jonesy licked his butt here"

a little like a "cronut," a CROOMF is cross between a croissant and a MILF

USA: We can produce whole shiploads of M26s SO let's just drive M4 variants everywhere.

Japan: Increasingly intense strategic bombing means we CAN'T produce this prototype fighter better than the P-51, let's just dig in a batch of tanks which were outgunned in 1938.

USSR: This is basically what the Germans have except it's stamped out of the crappiest steel and also Warsaw Pact forces will still be using it in 1980

Germany: We'll have resentful, half starved slave labor manufacture an incredibly expensive, hard to repair [Sache] which teenagers will field against Brit/Canadian/Polish vets.

Boris Karloff: *exists*

Bela Lugosi: Do you have any idea how pissed off Hungarians get? Enough to say, win medals in some of the nastiest parts of WWI and get thrown out of the country for being openly union and socialist? Well that's how pissed off I am at Karloff.

HALF ORC

HALF MACHINE

ALL COP

* Basil Poledouris intensifies *

"sorry about that, I had to go to the little orcs' room - it's the door with the stylized fanged skull silhouette"