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Was anyone around Seattle planning to head towards Furvana, in Ocean Shores, on September 5-7? I was planning to go, but would like to split the cost of a hotel room.

IYKYK is pronounced “IY-kick,” draconic for “trap,” and consequently a commonly used word and sometimes name among kobolds. That’s why you see it all over the internet, ever since kobolds really got popular.

The Bruce Willis sequel where he goes to coastal Maine, Live Crab Die Hard

The Bruce Willis sequel about terrorists taking over a collectible metal toy car show, Die Cast Die Hard

"Labubu" is actually short for their creators' personal values, "Laugh Bungie jump Burrito."

last night is definitely getting there and equally obviously nowhere near the skill I want to have.

love love me do
you smell like a shoe
it makes me turn blue
so pleeeeeaaaaaaase
love me do
* harmonica *

wow this Hendrix track sounds so different without all the bubbling, sucking noises and giggling

what do you mean that's not actually on the studio recording?

Shonen Knife is pretty much the only group whose lyrics leave you asking "how do they have any of their teeth left without cavities?"

Has Mike Judge registered cornhol.io yet or is this just something I desperately want to happen and therefore since it’s 2025 it won’t?

Like I’m imagining it having a Ko-Fi button labelled CRAPPUCINO FOR MY BUNGHOLE.

So if I gotta prioritize what I pencil up after work, I go for;

1) a selection of vampires
2) Underdark scene with a roper and intellect devourer
3) adventurer sidesteps gas spores
4) as other Underdark city folk watch two drow elves duel in the street

more dumb jokes from out of range for signal;

a band which does soothing glockenspiel and harp covers of Dave Grohl songs for relaxing sleep, they're the Futon Fighters

“Five D&D apocalypse campaigns you won’t survive”

1) The Great Draconic Gastrointestinal Disturbance of 1373 DR
2) The Out of Character Break Up
3) The Great Kobold Dimensional Portal Disaster
4) Predator vs The Thing Only Now It’s In Rl’yeh
5) Cormyr’s Most Fuckable Fiend in the Folio Contest

the next stupid joke scribbled down at camp is;

buWubbies

while I could not get signal, I wrote down stupid jokes and NOW you finally get to hear them

so I had this idea for a pagan ritual based around Journey work, which means singing about;

When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay, don't stop believin'. Hang on to that feelin'.

I made it back okay for some variety of ”I miss my friends, it’s hot, and where’d all the trees go?” okay.

Here are some Saturday photos!

The part of the Warner Bros. “Dune” where Elmer Fudd as Feyd-Wautha Hawkonnen bounces around lightly declaring “I will kill him. I will kill da wabbit!””

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