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a astartes special character who started as a loyalist separated from his chapter during the Horus Heresy and became a biker hero before serving the Inquisition and who consequently has been in the Death Guard, Deathwing, and Death Watch

I couldn't get to sleep so I figured I'd have some nice, relaxing coffee and work on an old instead of job hunting for a bit.

Before something set off all sorts of hypervigilence and negativity, I a and was going to post it, so I think maybe I should go ahead and do that.

GALADRIEL'S GIFT OF HAIR TO GIMLI/TOLKIEN EXPLAINED so elves are basically cats; lithe, graceful hunters with fine vision in the dark, so originally Cate Blanchett was going to meow "have some hair. haaaair" and huck up, but Jackson was worried this was too much like his old Meet the Feebles image

yes, Viggo Mortensen was eventually chosen over Peter Jackson's first choice for Aragorn, Christopher Walken, who would have made Lord of the Rings a very different series

Anyway, while my country continued to fall apart at the seams, I a for the first time in forever.

* goes back in time to troll Gary Gygax by telling him that "Conan the Barbarian" was a great movie, and also that in 2025 people view the gender-swap "cursed" items as a wonderful boon, and there are only like 2 types of polearms in D&D *

Tonight's , I was sort of in the mood to do something big and ink it to see if I could. probably, I'm not about to keep going this late.

so if you have a towing hitch with a receiver

and you hang truck nuts on it

does this mean hitching up a trailer is actually truck sounding?

Okay, after I spent 30 minutes incredibly frustrated that Clip Studio will NOT stitch images that you've copied after rotating them via transform => rotate, but it WILL gladly stitch images that you've copied after rotating them via transform => flip image, it took like 5 minutes to stitch these.

"Hiro's hit! I'm going in after him!"
"IMPETUOUS BOY! OH WELL WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER! DIIIIIIVE! YES I'M VERY INTERESTED IN SHOUTING!"

"They're escaping eediot! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!"

I don't like a man with too many muscles!

Well I didn't make him for YOU!

come to think of it, why hasn't anyone made a parody stoner sci fi movie about weed called "Hash Gordon"

oh, that's right, because David Lynch already made a stoner sci fi movie about weed

"Look! Water is falling from her eyes!"
"It's what they call tears. It's a sign of their weakness."

SO THIS IS WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE INSIDE A BONG!

STRANGE OBJECT IMAGED IN THE IMPERIAL VORTEX!

Bring it through safely, land it.

* headbangs, throws up the horns *

Edgar Rice Burroughs as a healthy, lactose-free, soy-free alternative to Edgar Milk Burroughs, sure, but have you considered Edgar Oat Burroughs?

I am weirdly having mixed feelings about Mamdami's win because 1) actually yeah, he sounds like a good candidate, 2) I don't entirely trust him, 3) since I'm not in New York and neither are you maybe we should stay out of it and let it be THEIR thing to feel good about, 4) people on Bluesky are celebrating with the sheer obnoxious fury of sports fans and 5) I kinda dislike that my politics too, has REALLY gotten filtered through "who cares if it goes sour, it makes my oppressors unhappy."

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