LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
SHE WITH THE DEADLY BITE
REAL HEALTHY TEETH FROM
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uspol short rant
So shitbag's worst Administration ever announced plans to drill in the Arctic Refuge literally a month back (and we all missed it thanks to the shutdown and denial of SNAP benefits THEY ENGINEERED) but now they're gonna expand offshore drilling. I hate how we have to have petrochemical exploration at all costs etc and rich people always conveniently forget; PEOPLE SURVIVE BY FISHING THERE. This isn't just anthropogenic climate change, that's THE FOOD SUPPLY NOW. Like if you want an older profession you're looking at farmer and prostitute.
coyote sing along hour
new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries
hope it's right when you die, old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
never should've called
but my head's to the wall, and I'm lonely
and if you took to me now like a gull takes to the wind
I'd've jumped from my trees
I'd've danced like the Queen of the Assholes, and the rest of our life would've fared well.
I'm starting to think I'm a pretty good artist; after all, there are lots of good artists out there, many better than me, by definition, so just statistical probability means I'm probably at least pretty okay.
And the big reason I'd think I'm bad at this - making huge mistakes - is always going to be around from my clumsy uninformed start till whatever time far in the future.
song lyrics, Gwar so kinda puerile
Cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
just jiggle the handle, let flow go the turds!
AH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!
The power of the toilet must never be abused!
he must be sponged, he must be plunged lest carnage may ensue!
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?
Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise!
Now is perhaps not the best time to be desperate for money, and asking for help. But EDD's decision to pay me unemployment from the start of October is still pending.
*heavy Brooklyn accent*
hey kids! It's story time with y'favorite centuries old evil entity, the Loc-Nar. Now LAST week I toldya about da time I whacked an entire bomber crew during the second, lessee... DHIS week, how would'ya like t'hear about a vacant secretary and a robot doin' the nasty while the people drivin' are stoned out of their gourds?
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.