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woooowwww. Today, with AD&D as firmly lodged in the past as outrage about Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop," someone pointed out ANOTHER thing Gary did to FUCK OVER PLAYERS. It's the helmet rule on page 28 of the DMG where I apparently missed it for DECADES.

and then in the shower I asked myself the obvious question, "could my ADHD make my depression worse/could my depression make my ADHD symptoms worse?" and a little bit of checking online revealed yes, but it was all phrased as "you're depressed because you can't successfully complete all these tasks and focus like you're required to," which kinda strikes a sour nerve.

And here my memory loss isn't doing me any favors. Previous years' dismal gray seem to get subsumed into office work remembered as busy and cold, and last year EVERYTHING was emotionally wiped thanks to the election, the only reason any of it got remembered was a once-in-a-decade storm.

Here's what I was working on for the last few hours, coloring up a

which would make the most appropriate double header with the David Lynch Dune?

Dune doesn't really map to Peanuts tho.

Obviously Charlie Brown is Paul, since he has an evil sister, instead of Gurney, who's the bald dude but as a musician is a better match for Schroeder.

Snoopy is Duncan because he winds up kinda taking over the story but then what do you do with Woodstock?

LU XUN. SONY. JACK NICHOLSON. CHICAGO. MAID. SUBSTANDARD. PYREX. MORTAL KOMBAT!

Basically if there's anything I *can* condemn myself for, I *will*. Like even if I did everything super-ultra right by my upbringing's standards, I'd be beating myself up for that.

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
SHE WITH THE DEADLY BITE
REAL HEALTHY TEETH FROM
HYDROXYAPATITE

today, trying to work on my issues (partial bodies, larger portraits).

“You have my d10.”
“And my d6.”
“AND MY D12.”

DOOMscrolling? DOOM does not merely SCROLL, he SELECTIVELY READS his socials, in hopes of FURTHER finding kindred SPIRITS who have BEEF with the accursed FANTASTIC FOUR. Doom CHOOSES to do this for HOURS.

uspol short rant 

So shitbag's worst Administration ever announced plans to drill in the Arctic Refuge literally a month back (and we all missed it thanks to the shutdown and denial of SNAP benefits THEY ENGINEERED) but now they're gonna expand offshore drilling. I hate how we have to have petrochemical exploration at all costs etc and rich people always conveniently forget; PEOPLE SURVIVE BY FISHING THERE. This isn't just anthropogenic climate change, that's THE FOOD SUPPLY NOW. Like if you want an older profession you're looking at farmer and prostitute.

oh BREACHER! That television show about a really large dude dealing out street justice. The payoff to every episode is the part where he knocks down a door.

coyote sing along hour 

new slang when you notice the stripes
dirt in your fries
hope it's right when you die, old and bony
dawn breaks like a bull through the hall
never should've called
but my head's to the wall, and I'm lonely
and if you took to me now like a gull takes to the wind
I'd've jumped from my trees
I'd've danced like the Queen of the Assholes, and the rest of our life would've fared well.

MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS
LEAVES YOU THE CELERY, BUT EATS ALL THE WINGS

I'm starting to think I'm a pretty good artist; after all, there are lots of good artists out there, many better than me, by definition, so just statistical probability means I'm probably at least pretty okay.

And the big reason I'd think I'm bad at this - making huge mistakes - is always going to be around from my clumsy uninformed start till whatever time far in the future.

song lyrics, Gwar so kinda puerile 

Cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words;
just jiggle the handle, let flow go the turds!

AH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!

The power of the toilet must never be abused!
he must be sponged, he must be plunged lest carnage may ensue!
if a dead sheep were to clog him, who KNOWS what would arise?

Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't THAT be a surprise!

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