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"many types of neurodiversity are heavily stigmatized" yes, concentration camp survivors tend to stigmatize SS men, why?

"You have my sword."
"And my bow." *presents bow*
"And my bo." *presents staff*
"And my beau." *presents fiance*
"And my B.O." *lifts arm*

"You have my sword."
"And my halberd, my axe, and this light crossbow I'm not really good with but which came with my adventurer's pack."

"You have my sword."
"And my axe."
"And my rapier, parrying dagger, the obvious throwing daggers on my belt, plus both boot knives and the spring loaded sleeve knife."

Tonight’s coyote kitchen frenzy was probably amateur by a friend’s standards, but I feel pretty good about it.

youtu.be/A_NrBG0FUWA is the first Yes video I've actually ever seen and it looks basically like everything I wanted despite no Rodney Matthews art

"Oi. What if we did rather a lot of cannabis and hung out in the junkyard then? And now we're off to fight the Daleks alongside UNIT."
"Well which one of you is The Doctor?"
"Yes."

so if "twig and berries" is a slang term for a cock and balls

and bananas are technically berries

you could use "twig and berries" to refer to your genitalia if you had three penes

fuck OFF forever, bigot. I don't like self righteous racists when they're the fucking Republicans; I'm not gonna like self righteous racists when they're the "good" side talking about the "good" minorities. Most of us here, regardless of ethnic background, are just trying to make it through.

Today’s was sorta experimental, not sure if I really succeeded.

"Master Yoda, I must know. IS Darth Vader my father?"
"Seen things you people couldn't imagine, have I. Attack ships on fire off the shores of Coruscant. Seen C-beams in their glittering armor have I."
"Oh COME ON just answer the question!"
"Your father he is. Told you complete bullshit for our convenience we did."

listening to soundtrack again

"The Emperor? He's coming HERE?"
"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased by your apparent lack of booty."
"We shall redouble our efforts!"
"I hope so, for your own sake, Commander. The Emperor doesn't have my bodacious ass."

The guilt trips, shaming, prejudice, and double standards would slide right off my skull if I were neurotypical, but I’m not and consequently the overwhelm played out as self hate again today.

Metallica lyrics, all caps, "humor" 

MASTER OF PUPPETS IS GIVING YOU FLEAS
GOES IN YOUR FREEZER AND EATS ALL THE PEAS
BLINDED BY ME YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
MASTER
MASTER
* massive air guitar solo *

dude! rolled 14 13 10 12 16 17 while listening to The Four Horsemen. This is a way better character than that first dude, she could be a paladin or an illusionist.

so uh that first character I rolled up got eaten by Xvarts and his SISTER decided to avenge him, before play.

okay, I am listening to Seek & Destroy, which MEANS it's time to do what's traditional for listening to Metallica;

10 12 12 07 16 13

probably just a fighter or a thief

Kimchi So Good You Have to Open It In the Sink ™️

So first I said “do you think Commissar Yarrick takes the Ork powerfist off when he needs to shower/crap/sleep? do you think he *doesn't* and that's why he's constantly got that angry expression? do you think he's ever fisted Ghazghkull Thraka?” and then someone suggested “He doesn't take off the fist, he puts a second, even bigger one, on top of it”

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