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So how are things in the parts of Mastodon that don’t currently want to die and get it done and over with already? I could use some cheerfulness.

song lyrics, all caps 

This is feeling like a morning for Turisas. RED AS BLOOD AND BLACK AS NIGHT FLIES OUR BANNER AS WE MARCH EAST, FOR THE KING OF THE GREEKS!

Crowded bus and other folks’ music. Maybe I should for a change read something which isn’t an old game book or magazine or military history or about art?

Weird dreams, slept in the wrong position for my more effed up knee, and my brain's decided to really slam me with some not really wanted memories.

UUugh. How does anyone ever actively feel *good* about themselves and where they're going?

ah yes and from RHPS we get to playing music that made the Doctor Demento album in general, and specifically to playing the Soundgarden cover of Earache My Eye.

Really swishing hips while up on toes (look, I didn't feel like wearing the heels) while singing along to "Sweet Transvestite" really helped the abysmal mood.

tax stuff 

and NOW I have to figure out just how much insurance would have cost but didn't because my scamlord employer in 2017 never bothered GIVING ME INSURANCE, so that I can figure out how much the IRS gets to reduce my REFUND which they couldn't send me, because this glorious democracy I live in has figured out a way to penalize you for getting health care and now also for not getting healthcare.

anger 

Hey. After an entire day stuck near the sales department of an open office almost the last thing I want on the bus is you rich tech bros to plop down and have your rich tech bro conversation. I can hear you with earphones in half a bus away, have you considered ever SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?

Now Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once 🎵

A beautiful crapicorn. A crapitaur! A crapasus!

Just want to go home and sleep or shower or make dumb drawings instead of being responsible here or there.

“Which would you rather be, a Greek god or a Norse god?” Much as I dig the Aes - okay, technically two of my favorites are Jotnar -that’s awfully Eurocentric no?

Coyote Metal is characterized by enthusiastic if unskilled instrumentals, folk instruments such as jaw harps or watering cans, frequent foul language, and lyrics about food, for instance in Pinepitch Prosthetic Eyeballs’ “DeathBurrito,” “DeathNatchos,” and “Muertedilla.” The genre consisted of exactly half a concert before all participants got distracted and decided to do something else instead.

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I am really emotionally low right now and thinking of asking to leave early or take tomorrow as an mh day despite this contract ending next Friday.

Rain Dog boosted

Sigh. I read about politics on birdsite and am now trying to calm down again.

pol adjacent 

Also I gotta say “we share dragon energy “ implies splitting a bright orange can of Dragon Energy loaded with B2 and guarana.

pol adjacent, drugs, food 

Okay so now that I switched from RAtM to Kyuss I’m feeling less like our current political system won’t change until people start throwing heavy and possibly alight material, and more like going to the beach, or having an entire edible, or having an entire edible at the beach.

This feels better.

Tangentially Specialty’s chocolate almond rolls SUCK. They’re like the worst day olds I’ve bought there.

song lyrics all caps 

DON’T LOOK AT ME!
DON’T TALK TO ME!
I KNOW IT’S AN ILLUSION, I CAN’T SEE THROUGH IT!

* fantasizes about throwing something heavy and/or on fire at squad cars*

song lyrics 

(In a violent time, in a violent time, in a violent time, in a violent time)
I wanna be Jackie Onassis!
I wanna wear a pair’a dark sunglasses!
I wanna be Jackie O oh oh oh oh OH PLEASE DON’T DIE!

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