Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

they hide all the awesome stuff in the back of Races of Faerun but with a +3 level adjustment you ain't gonna be playin' no wemic anyway.

aww man nothing's more pathetic than vaguely grinding hips to Sweet Dreams are Made of This, while safely belted in and holding a big 36 pack of toilet paper just bought for the household, and the only cock to suck anywhere nearby is mine and there's no way I'm even trying that when I'm this fat and just had dinner.

THEN EVERYONE SAID CALIFORNIA
IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU OUGHTA BEEE
WE GOT TO LOAD UP THIS HERE TRUCK NOW
WE GOTTA MOVE TO BEVERLEEEEEEE

AND there are fey’ri AND tieflings who are metalheads where the aasimar are goths. It’s like my high school’s art classroom during pep rallies.

But no dragonborn ‘cause this is a 3.5e splatbook and before 4e if you wanted to be dragonborn you had to see a therapist for two years or whatever before they’d let you get DRS.

Oh gah the description of aasimar is so much teenage superiority complex. TORTURED and OUTCAST for obviously being wiser and more charismatic than everyone else in their high school! oh no I’ma hang out by the arcade demonstrating my divine ancestry by smoking cloves and listening to Sisters of Mercy albums! I USE OBFUSCATE! * crosses arms over shoulders *

Man Faerun is sure full of white people. The main groups are Persians and Egyptians, who aren’t described in very flattering terms, Russians, Swedes and some other vaguely Western European types and kind of as an afterthought you have about equal chances of meeting Inuit, Aztec, Chinese or Welsh people. Oh yeah and there’s Chult. There’s like one place with Bantu dudes BUT APPARENTLY I WASN’T INTERESTED IN READING ABOUT IT CAUSE I GET ONE PARAGRAPH.

Oh yeah my margarita has shown up, and hopefully I can get hammered while reading Realmslore.

Somewhere in there “things are now dead after I cleared this huge project so I’ll check out YouTube videos on wilderness/agrarian skills again” turned into “omg omg look at the goats they’re darling 💙”

https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-1499.html. So check this out; this might’ve been a novelty made for a little person *or* it might’ve been armor for a young Charles I.

At any rate if you were wondering what say a halfling paladin (hi!) might wear, there’s a real example out there!

Maybe part of why a publicly funded space program is good is that it belongs to all of us, not just part of some multibillionaire’s quirky lovable public image? And therefore provides less glamorous stuff than Mars colonies or perfect re-entries, shit like weather satellites? And therefore come out of uncontributing shit like Bezos or Musk more directly than they fucked up a lot of lives and just might trade us some rockets for the favors?

My stints at Amazon were pretty benign and years ago (when scrabbling for money in Seattle still meant you could rent a tiny efficiency), and still featured being disposable temp labor, surviving a purge of temps who weren’t inputting data fast enough then a move to a job site halfway across Seattle, working mandatory 50 hour weeks management was “hoping wouldn’t become mandatory 60 hour weeks.” That’s my tiny part in building this asshat’s “Amazon winnings.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi, years ago you fought with my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to return to us in our hour of greatest need. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

At some weird level I keep expecting 1-2 films yearly I’m really stoked about and the same franchises to do movies once every 2-5 years, where I’d have no problems about multiple similar comics coming out monthly. Like there just hasn’t been enough anticipation or something? (Although again... earth and a ton of characters, some of whom don’t grab me.)

I’m not that stoked about Infinity War. Part of it is characters and setting (I’m not interested in Iron Man, an unfamiliar with canon surrounding Thanos, and it’s all on modern day earth); but oddly some *timing* feels weird. Like it’s been under a year since GotG II, 6 months since Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther is still in theaters, I just saw Pacific Rim Uprising and missed Shape of Water, SW films come out yearly, Jurassic World II is next month etc.

“Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”

* montage of stormtroopers on bridge discussing their expanded 401(k) options, safety railings installed by planet destroying laser, and troopers petting vornskrs in control room thanks to new pet friendly policy*

“We shall redouble our efforts!”

I still think capitalism can offer things like consumer choice, employee choice, wealth distribution and a prosperous society. What always gets touted is feudalism draped in free market rhetoric and I feel like I’m basically believing in the equivalent of the USA as a land of opportunity and equality (yes I try to hold onto that myth!) or Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

The regular reminder of how pissed I am that “entrepreneur” isn’t someone who decides they’re gonna run a shop, restaurant or their own truck, but always some 20-50-something white dude with more personal income than all of rural Oregon combined at the very least, who’s had This Brilliant Idea someone else has coded and someone else ships out, and therefore whole municipalities lube up and bend over for him.

Wow the busses are epically fucked rn.

A thing which still gets me about the Bay Area;

As soon as you get west of 280, from Pacifica to Santa Cruz is rural nowhere. Being only 60-120 minutes from this is definitely part of why I don't completely despise the Bay Area, but it surprises me that the whole thing hasn't been built up into generic poor or upper middle class nowhere.

Anyway I was thinking about this because as is my pattern insomnia has turned into wanting to stay up/skip work/drive out through open country to the coast.

@anthracite and there was gonna be a "Hellboy and the Hole of Glory" joke here but I can't figure out a good way to make it.