Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Bleah I got really caught up in painting these two things for a customer, and I had a scone but apparently that wasn’t enough and now that I’m not focused on painting I feel terrible.

TRIAL BY SCONE!

* wheels out week-old blueberry scone about the consistency of granite *

theoretical sequel to Labyrinth in which a horrible tragedy has taken place and Jared, the old King, has died, so the Goblins come to a much, much older Jennifer Conolly asking them to help find the heir and replenish the land, and of course, it's Tilda Swinton.

ugh I have 1-2 hours of polishing to do on these two pieces to finish them and my motivation's currently through the floor.

oh yeah, the GOOD part of Labyrinth/the Labyrinth soundtrack

#ShakesPrettyLittleHead
#TapsPrettyLittleFeet

pondering trolling the Klingons at con by showing up with fake elf ears and what's obviously a hotel towel draped over a shoulder, and flip flops, and Romulan-saluting them. Bad idea or "holy fuck coyote, why do you even think of stuff like this" idea?

man remember when Romulans were actually cool?

seriously now I can't UNhear the "Kroykah" music as a Rite of Spring tribute/homage/rip.

Vulcan ritual combat with the aromatic Swet-Soks! The deadly Win-Dex! And of course, the Lirpa Loof!

y'know, I hadn't previously realized how much the "Vulcan" music for Amok Time is a Rite of Spring homage, by contrast to Spock getting this awesome surfy bass theme.

ANOTHER TIME
ANOTHER PLACE
IN THE AGE OF WONDER
THIS LAND WAS GREEN AND GOOD UNTIL THE CRYSTAL CRACKED
ONCE MORE THEY WILL REPLENISH THEMSELVES
THE SOURCE OF THEIR POWER?
THUMPY DANCE TRACKS.
THUMPY DANCE TRACKS.

NOW THEY ARE READY TO FIGHT. BUT IN ORDER TO LEAD THEM I MUST CONQUER THE CURL. CONQUER SHAI-HULUD.

should I be CWing Dune as drug references as a default?

Point Break
Point Break Messiah
Children of Point Break
God-Emperor of Point Break
Chapterhouse Point Break

where once there had been strife, Muadib totally mellowed shit out. Where once there had been upheaval, Muadib brought pie. #whoa #HowCanThisBe #ForHeIsTheKwisatzHaderach #ThatPartOfTheMovieWhenYouReallyNeedToPee

the Duke will die before these eyes and he'll know - HE'LL KNOW! - that it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonen, who encompasses his DOOM! Buahahah!
* slaps suspensors*
* floats*
* massive Cirque du Soleil music*

okay I've decided today's "painting stuff I don't want to work on music" are "soundtracks for kinda dumb stuff I liked" in general, so it's branched out from Dune to ST ToS soundtracks, Ladyhawke and Excalibur.

oh gah Peets has been REALLY GROOVING on not especially good 80s lately (occasionally they play 80s I actually like). "Africa" just came on. So I guess my music for painting this stuff I don't want to work on is gonna be the Dune soundtrack. #TheBeginningIsAVeryDifficultTime

suddenly the realization that "ibuprofen" has the same scansion as "my Sharona"

never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

*very Monty Python voice *
Today I drew... more violence! Whoa!

#dnd #drawings CW for violence

I am in such a weird little mood right now. Sleep deprivation is part of it certainly. Also; there is such a thing as too much fatty food with way too much hot oil.