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All it took was 5 hours of doing this stuff and one All Them Witches album to make me want to get out of here, head towards mountains and forests.

Good morning Mastodon! I have a little time to draw before work, and kinda feel bad right now. , anyone?

* blasts Danny Elfman's "Men in Black" theme *
* crouches, does the hand thing *
This is my blessing. This is my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider Man!

something from a conversation with @Earthshine earlier today;

the Night Witches would make for an awesome video game. You'd get WWII and gender representation, but also the entire game would hang on timing when to cut engines for completely silent bombing runs.

Today I realized I really don’t draw animals well at all and went through a batch of paper trying to improve, here’s some of it.

song lyrics 

I'm worst at what I do best
and for this gift I feel blessed
it's hard to bar gargle zouf
with all these marbles in my mouth
now we don't sound like Madonna
here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
buy our album, we're Nirvana
a garage band from Seattle
a mosquito, my libido, yeah.

INSTRUMENTAL!

A dumb quibble; the evil elemental earth cult is the Cult of the Black Earth.

But “the land of the black earth” here is KMT. Not only is it kinda not cool to have one more evil thing be “black,” but to Egyptians evil was associated with “The Red Land.” 5e defaults to the Realms and the Mulhorandi are basically Kemetics, so why not make ‘em a Red Earth cult?

Idk, everyone’s all “Boba Fett!” but I think a Bossk movie would be awesomer.

They should make a movie with Brad Pitt as a Frankenstein monster like reanimated creature with fasteners under his arms so he’d have pit brads.

So this place has “little burritos” but “burrito” is already a diminutive, how do you make that smaller, you could do that in Yiddish as “burritele,” but afaik Mexico isn’t a Yiddish speaking country. Also at some level isn’t a small enough burrito a taquito anyway?

ugh, why is everything awful?

they asked themselves, immediately using more nuanced interpretations about "it just feels this way" and "maybe you should go somewhere you feel less hypervigilant" to beat themselves up, which is kinda the exact opposite of what a more nuanced analysis could get you.

wow, I wish I had HOT LATEX OUTFITS to wear, and also some clue about how to maintain HOT LATEX OUTFITS, and also events to go to where HOT LATEX OUTFITS would be apropos and also enough bravery to go to one.

TMI 

the only time I've ever used a Hitachi Magic Wand, I borrowed an ex-girlfriend's and used it on my ankles, which were really sore at the time, and it felt SO FUCKING GOOD.

Suggest that Paris has a sewer system entirely for use as a plot point, and any civil engineering uses are a nice extra.

Bleah I got really caught up in painting these two things for a customer, and I had a scone but apparently that wasn’t enough and now that I’m not focused on painting I feel terrible.

TRIAL BY SCONE!

* wheels out week-old blueberry scone about the consistency of granite *

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@Leucrotta Tild Swinton, of course, has absolutely no interest in ruling the goblins, nor does Jennifer.

Jennifer: “Look, you’re going to have to learn to rule yourselves”

The goblins panic and begin to riot, tearing the labyrinth apart.

Tilda sighs, Jennifer runs in to stop a goblin from throwing themselves and their friends off a labyrinth wall onto the floor below...

theoretical sequel to Labyrinth in which a horrible tragedy has taken place and Jared, the old King, has died, so the Goblins come to a much, much older Jennifer Conolly asking them to help find the heir and replenish the land, and of course, it's Tilda Swinton.

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