villain movie quotes, really sequipedalian edition
"I promised you nothing. Perhaps the Ark eludes us still in some secluded antechamber?"
"Perhaps the GIRL could tell us somezing."
"My feelings exactly. She was in possession of the original piece for years, she might know much if properly motivated."
"She knows nothing!"
"I am surprised to find you skveamish, zat is not your reputation. But it needn't concern you; I have the perfect man for this sort of work."
movie paraphrase, all caps
CAIRO CITY OF THE LIVING! A PARADISE ON EARTH!
I knew the Germans would hire you, Sallah. You're the loudest, beardiest bear daddy in all Egypt.
MY SERVICES ARE ENTIRELY INCONSEQUENTIAL! THEY HIRE ONLY STRONG BACKS AND PAY PENNIES FOR THEM! IT'S AS THOUGH THE PHARAOHS HAD RETURNED!
movie quotes from memory
"Oh, almost certainly... KOFF KOFF. Your fire, it is dying. Vhy don't you tell us vhere it is and be reasonable?"
"Listen, Herr Mac. I don't know who you are, or what kind of people you're used to dealing with, but nobody tells me what to do in my place."
movie quotes from memory
"Good evening... heh heh... Fraulein."
"The bar's closed."
"Ve... heh heh... are not thirsty."
"Whatta you want?"
"The same thing your friend Docktor Jones vanted. Surely he told you there vould be other interested parties?"
"Musta slipped his mind."
"The man is... heh heh... nefarious. I hope for your sake he has not yet ackvired it."
"Why. Are you willing to pay more?"
"what's THAT?"
"I dunno, fire. Power of God or somethin' like that."
"Good God."
"Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought."
"I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this thing."
"Oh yes. An army which carries the Ark before it... is invincible."
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"there's a BIG SNAKE in the plane, Doc!"
"Oh, that's just mah pet snake Reggie!"
"I HATE snakes, Doc! I hate 'em!"
"C'mon, show a little backbone, will'ya?"
#MovieQuotes
“The Penitent Man. The Penitent Man is humble before G-d. The Penitent Man makes a Perception check before G-d. The Penitent Man makes Perception checks and Dex saves before G-d.” #MovieParaphrase
“The Grail has been hidden for almost 2000 years and in that time, the Brotherhood of the Vaguely Racist Stereotype has sworn to go anywhere, to do anything, to protect it.” #MovieParaphrase
Let’s see there’s Shichiroji, Heihachi, Kikuchiyo, Fili, Kili, Bifur, Bombur, Nori, Ori, Oin, and Thorin Oakenshield.
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WWII materiel blather
Okay SO the M4 had thinner armor and an 75 mm main gun, so it was a death trap when facing big heavy Tiger/Panther tanks
which had road wheels you couldn't fix in the field, which meant most German armor fielded late in the war was the StuG III, slightly slower, slightly better armored than an M4, but the gun's comparable and fixed forwards.
So after initial terrible losses at Coen etc the number of Tigers/Panthers dwindle leaving the Allies with a very slight advantage.
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