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drug mention, emotional stuff 

Anxiety got me up so I took an edible, and I'm waiting for it to kick in. I'm trying to remember that there are so many good things in the world, even when I can't see them.

So profoundly lucky, I'm grateful, I have such good friends!

The charmer’s name is Gav given; I have of a time him seen about the station, that with too-goodly words and sack a promotion would gain. Bryant must have upped him to Blade Runner Squadron.

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“Is this an empathy test to be, that would make thy youthful eyes start from their sockets, thy hair stand on end like quills upon the fretful porcupine.”
“Voight-Kamff do we clepe it.”
“Come now good sir, I would of your test see a negative afore I a positive do see.”

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“Like ye now our owl?”
“Tis artificial?”
“Aye, as in the best it is.”
“Must be as expensive as a fair gem from the Indies.”
“Tis. I hight Rachel.”
“Deckard.”
“You would find our work not a benefit to the publick, sir?”
“Replicants be as aught other machine, benefit or hazard alike; if benefit they be ‘tis little matter to me.”
“Good sir, might I ask of you a question?”
“Ask and by the asking be you commended.”
“Hast thou e’er a human retired of a misunderstanding?”
“Nay.”

I really want to make things for people, stuff to make them happy. I think being more *me* would help me contribute to other people a lot more. I have no clue how to pull this one off.

y'notice nobody does those hand shake memes with "marine biologists" "surfers" and "stoners" over "The Pacific Ocean" because it's basically the same single hand.

MOS EISLEY SPACEPORT! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Except for Nar Shaddaa, Corellia, some districts of Coruscant.

* cheers GONK DROID! GONK DROID! at the appropriate parts of the Episode IV soundtrack *

What’s cooler, robots or cyborg gorillas?

Oh wow, it's amazing what makes me so incredibly happy sometimes.

HE HELD THE BRIDGE AT GJALLERBRU otvar za Russ! Fenris hjolda!

Perhaps Asgard was always the friends we made along the way. *blasts Immigrant Song* AAAAAAAaaa

Starting a Marxist/Stygimoloch uprising sure does seem to way to get off deadly prison worlds these days.

*trucks out to huge hall of civilians *
Ah, Asgard’s last hope, deep within the earth’s core where it’s still warm!

“The assets, sir.”
“Ohhh, don’t say that, you know I hate that term!”
“The dinosaurs with jobs.”

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