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then I looked up "singing cat lullabye" and I don't think I'm up for the intense crying jag I'd inevitably get out of clicking most of it

I'm sure all of us have questions right now about HM the Queen's "new phase" like "if there are drawn out wars of succession should I declare for the Lancastrians or does the Duke of Buckingham hold a stronger position with these new handgonnes?"

The usual after hours conflict of, do I sit around like a lump which I desperately want to do, or do I push myself to draw or cook in ways that might be better for my mental health?

Time to listen to the most annoying album I actually like.

Thought the dude was going to use the pallet jack to unload after I made space on the dock, but nope, got glowered at instead. I feel okay about backing a forklift up but NOT confident enough to unload five pallets of cylinders as my first time driving a forklift, thanks. Lucky enough to have one(!) experienced coworker to ask for help. This was stress I didn’t want.

Portals keep opening from the warehouse to the Plane of Actually Nice Boxcutters and any half sharp boxcutter gets sucked in promptly.

Rain Dog boosted

today, three skeletal adventurers (wizard, ranger with ghost bow, barbarian) investigate a sinkhole. The TPK didn't slow them down much.

My politics have shifted back towards “so this is it, I’m going to die soon.” For a while I was feeling optimistic enough to be at “a wordless scream of grief and rage.”

which is as good a time as ever to point out this to people who might've missed it, from the best movie about Santa Cruz EVER

The Lost Boys - To The Shock of Miss Louise (Extended Version) youtu.be/9UtNGlABE4g via @YouTube

Circus World Wurlitzer 165 - Entry of the Gladiators. youtu.be/qTYCTw4QJAg via @YouTube

this has the bridge too, it's no end of impressive. Honk.

today, three skeletal adventurers (wizard, ranger with ghost bow, barbarian) investigate a sinkhole. The TPK didn't slow them down much.

the FUCK dude, I know you want your nauseating little pissant to walk free, but could you maybe not be so bloody obvious about it?

wow, the dark is seriously wiping me out this year. Made a nice cup of hot coffee and now listening to patriotic music to keep spirits up. I blame reading about T-34s.

If I get a hernia or break something at this job I’m going to mooche off unemployment as long as possible and bust ass on getting my portfolio together and out there instead.

Maybe The Sword will help me power through this receiving rather than just make me want to play D&D. CROM, COUNT THE RECEIPTS!

Cat Twitter, full of unsolicited butthole pics with alt text reading MHAO MYAAA WHAO

Cannot skip work because “my Gayness is flaring up and I need to get mimosas at brunch to keep it under control, otherwise will make everyone in warehouse/office space listen to Eurythmics.”

Apparently the party somewhere downstairs (not immediately under) got to be really good just before it ended, well after midnight. So I'm awake now.

trying to find a klezmer take on "Hall of the Mountain King" got me to an all-tuba "March to the Scaffold."

March to the Scaffold for Tuba Quartet youtu.be/1XmpZMjW_6I via @YouTube

y'know the same people who ranked putting sugar in grits as a horrible terrible affront to all humanity react the same way to unsweetened ice tea so fuck it, we're all perched above the abyss of nothingness, sweeten the hell out of that shit

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