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Gotta say, though, I feel like I just saw *why* I'd want to watch Fallen World Dominion. If the studio releases some version which has another herd of Nasutoceratops, but which doesn't give money to Chris Pratt, I'm in.

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the new Jurassic World begins with the Universal logo circling the earth to ominous music before slamming into where Guatamala will be later

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*dramatic music*
THE END OF THE MAASTRICHIAN

LOWER EAST LARIMIDIA

ABOUT DURING LUNCH RUSH

cw: the prologue has implied dino damage. youtu.be/585pQJRlnz0

stop looking at incredibly Gay furry art and go sleep when you're actually dead tired challenge.

when listening to Schostakovich Sym 7, Mvt 1 kicks in and suddenly all my thumbnailed ideas for pictures are Soviet soldiers riding a T-34, and fighting in the streets beneath huge heroic statues.

Today's ; an isolated Swede surrounded by very hungry lupines, a centaur leaps over his orc opponents while firing, and an at least semi-aquatic dragon takes a dwarf warrior for a ride!

[train set] makes horrible grinding and squealing noises, just like the real BART!

music, sui mention, humor? 

The enthusiastic OH YEAH ROCK AND ROOOOOLLL response at this live Smashing Pumpkins recording is something. “Oh yeah let’s get depressed and smoke a boatload of American Spirits! Everyone wave their lighters in the air and mimic cutting their wrists during ‘Today’!”

You can only save four Thanksgiving meal items!

old cartoon theme music, filk, all caps, pooptoot 

UP FROM THE DEPTHS
30 STORIES HIGH
BREATHING FIRE
HIS HEAD IN THE SKY
CHINCHILLA
CHINCHILLA
CHINCHILLA
AND CHINZOOKIE

CHINCHILLA!

Surf Rider youtu.be/CXfQYRjjxvc via @YouTube

tf when you played the soundtrack often enough that you immediately do your best Samuel L. Jackson impression afterwards. Look, it was the 90s, everyone had that soundtrack.

is anyone up for hiking or going to Shari's for breakfast food over the long weekend? I want to socialize with someone who isn't my folks.

oh and THEN that fucking SUV is parked in my spot again, so I left a note under their wiper saying "Please don't park in my designated spot, thanks!" So right now I feel like shit, I'm having a beer and I'm gonna put up stuff to marinade and then I'll go shower.

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Then I went to QFC to see if they had kohlrabi and they didn’t but I broke up a fight, do you know how much I like getting in between a larger pissed off guy and the dude he was whaling on? My back hurts and I just wanna go home and shower and draw dumb shit and eat this pomelo.

I really wish I could take the day off; something stomped buttons hard.

mh - - - 

I wish I could just have a massive stroke or aneurysm and get to punch out quickly with no loss of honor. I’m really not in a great headspace right now, and honestly I feel I’ve been good enough to deserve death.

reading through this one comic strip I'm struck by the way it's as gorgeous as Prince Valiant and sadly only slightly funnier

propose that "Smegma Harpune" is a perfectly valid name in the Star Wars universe

standing up slowly from my chair while scowling while Danny Elfman's "Batman" theme plays, lost a little something when my left quadricep cramped up.

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