Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

“Garbage canines think alike,” southeast US /Jackbox Games edition;

Thoreau! He was an early 19th century writer who carved Ts on trees around Walden Pond using a rapier!

#drawing today, a tengu/kenku rogue, human druid and half elf sorcerer encounter a magic item none of ‘em use! Inspired by a Larry Elmore painting.

My concept for my next character is that orcs are sorta like Saxons; their music isn’t the expected “savage” and “aggressive” sounding but their songs are “orky,” full of over the top badasses, curses, boasts, epic combat. So an orc bard with a harp and a melodious pleasing baritone doing Benjamin Bagby stuff…

E: I was at [furry con].
A: I was there!
J: I was there, Gandalf. I was there when the strength of Men failed.

“What would a werehuman be?”
“A human who turns into a different human?”
“Ugh.”
“I’d want to tf into James Brown. You’d hear me howling AOOOO I FEEL GOOD to the full moon.”

#drawing today, finally got to draw! Aasimar ranger and Megalictis companion, and a plague doctor cleric!

man, and YOU thought it took effort to get going in the morning. Like if you were a member of the Adeptes Astartes, augmented with the genetic material of the immortal god-emperor himself, you couldn't even put on pants without putti flitting overhead carrying banners. And breakfast would probably be Skull Flakes again (stays ideologically pure in milk!), as it had been for your past 4 decades of service. Fortunately your Inscrutabulum Caffeinum organ dumps coffee directly into your bloodstream.

My plan is to open an It's Going to be All Right Cafe. We charge by hour of as many hot drinks as you'd like, curled up in a beanbag chair with blankets, stuffed toys, and a staff member reassuring you that things will be all right and provide tissues if you need to cry.

And then of course, the staff will hate the job and be on the verge of quitting daily.

Aw, man. Thanks for some great memories, Meatloaf.

Okay so what do you think is a prettier name?

*bounces around to 1200 Micrograms while wearing nothing but boxers and a fursuit head*

I have just staged a better rave than the Metaverse version!

Look, listening to the Monty Python and the Holy Grail soundtrack means listening to the Excalibur soundtrack and since this samples the part where Myrddyn is telling Morgana about magic dying out...

Infected Mushroom - Disco Mushroom https://youtu.be/S9-0FD6yAYQ via @YouTube

Every time I read Rat Queens it’s like some more clever than thou combination of D&D streams I haven’t watched and Strangers in Paradise issues I didn’t enjoy. And I KEEP FALLING FOR IT.

ORC. Others probably: *assume you’re not just bi, but very very Gay *want to see your massive green tonker

Saga of Swamp Thing
The Swamp Things They Carried
Easy One Tray Meals the Swamp Thing Way

I do NOT like him repeatedly calling my cell. I am not answering. He has the main number and I will answer that.

And after getting this rush paperwork out the door I can finally take a (I feel) well deserved shit.

Physically moving two pallets worth of material, receiving a batch of material, and being nagged by a WFH boss did not make my mood sunnier.

I have now called all three Congresswomen to request that Sec. Haaland be removed from her position.