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Anyway here is another meme, I’m curious what you think I would be in D&D alignment terms?

uspol, war opinion 

“Surely Russians wouldn’t let Putin start a nuclear exchange,” say people from the same country where sole responsibility for starting a nuclear exchange was just a couple years ago in the hands of a narcissist on record as asking why couldn’t he use nukes.

Between stuff I realized about my sexuality and this weekend’s realization that I keep self isolating b/c I think I’ve pissed my friends off (not true, they’re introverts/autistic/digging themselves out, but because this HAS happened old messages got much louder); I really could use talk therapy, regular martial arts practice of some sort, and a dose of psilocybin as a very very distant third.

Okay, I'm up again and just can't get back to sleep; I didn't call in, so I'm going to try to go in.

I think I am going to call in sick today. I have not called in sick since I was quarantined for Covid back in September, but I'm getting nearly no sleep tonight thanks to whatever terrible cortisol spike. Please reassure me this is a good idea?

daylight savings time transition really didn't stack well with how I resent my job with missing half a weekend.

"much of Russia's ostensible wealth is held by dozens of billionaires, and they keep it in accounts and assets like superyachts" uh huh. And that's different from this country exactly how?

you'll want to turn the sound off for the commercial cookie roller machine. This was the first actual cookie machine material I found the same length as the Elfman track

videodoubler.com/combo/saved/3

a dark gritty reboot of Batman which is 2 straight hours of choral music and Kevin Conroy talking about how he's justice, the night, etc etc oh yeah and I guess you need visuals and a story too.

REPTILES
have silly grins, dark eyes, shiny teeth
SOME HAVE FINS

SAMURAI
they smile never,
serious, pretty swords
VERY CLEVER

having a beer *snap snap*
NEAT
having a beer *snap snap*
SWEET
having a beer, having a beer, having a beer *snap snap*
PETITE

not ideation per se but what DO you call this? 

Some nights are worse than others as far as feeling “there’s just nothing ahead, I wish I could just have a stroke or aneurysm and skip ahead to being done finally.” This is one of the worse nights.

The urge to scream about ethnic crap again. Or the urge to scream about wanting a job such that it doesn’t feel like a wonderful convention ended every fucking Sunday night. I’m much more than the sum of my angry betrayed feelings, but it’s hard to see sometimes.

suspect that most people would play a satyr for magic resistance? Dude. I want to play a satyr because I want to be a completely dissipated and very Gay intellectual with goat legs.

Where Is My Mind lyrics, all caps 

STACEY CAN YOU COME OVER AFTER SCHOO OO OOOL
DID YOUR MOM GET BACK FROM THE POO OO OOOL
IS SHE STILL THERE OR IS SHE BY THE POO OO OOOOL

... I really wish I'd started listening to Pixies earlier while reading this "monstrous races" splatbook. It's bleak and raining here, and I'm feeling burned out on having to go back tomorrow and commit more of my remaining life a grind which feels meaningless and unproductive.

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I'm really disappointed that pixies' magical abilities are not based on Pixies tracks in any DnD edition. I mean imagine turning Gigantic, before using Where Is My Mind or Here Comes Your Man against your opponents.

hot take; the music and visuals for Van Helsing would make it one of the best TTRPG movies ever made, but unfortunately, there's the storyline and character depth/development...

oh YEAH the part of the monsters as PCs splatbook I was looking forward to all this time! Let's see what it says.

Gnolls are descendants of the demon lord Yeenoghu. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They do not know pity, or remorse, or fear. And they will not stop- EVER!

hm. I think the game might still be a little negative.

Huh, “My Sword Does Not Sleep,” a metal track?

TILL I BEHOLD JERUSALEM ON ENGLAND’S FAIR AND PLEASANT…
*stands in the tea chest*

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