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How do you politely tell a boss that if he insists on texting me outside work hours it either doesn't get read or I bill for it?

I’m pausing reading The Metabaron for a while (dinner, do something else with day etc). I think once I finish this I’m not gonna touch comics weirder than the most bland X-Men book for a couple of months.

Okay it figures that Jodorowski manages to put trans masculine narrative in here while making it misogynistic and weird. Like “‘Dune is kinda bland’ has now long ago been left in the dust” weird.

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A mere mortal would consider “the last of the Metabarons, utterly despicable and incapable of feeling love, desires an obvious heroine who despises him for murdering her father” to be “writing yourself into a corner.” But this comic was crafted by no writer with such limitations.

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Okay time-travel-incest-newborn-psychic-duel-prosthetic-head plotline would be completely utterly off the rails for any mere comics author.

But not for Alejandro Jodorowski!

It takes a VERY special sort of writer to respond to “Dune” with “that was pretty good but kind of bland, I can come up with better weirdness.”

the brainfart of "darn, how do you say Erdbeeren in Russian?" before remembering they aren't Erdbeeren in English, either. Not sure how that happened, it's not like my German's even vaguely good.

Food photo 

Made sorrel soup and breaded/fried eggplant as an excuse/substrate for Trader Joe’s vegan tzaziki sauce. Might add more dill later.

TFW you’ve been attacked so badly that your opinion shifts from a pretty neutral “this is okay for someone but it’s not for me” into “I hate this THING which squats on our world systematically destroying everything and I want it to die ASAP” which, because you can never even try to fight the thing, becomes self harm instead.

WWII/Holocaust mention, USpol opinion 

I think it was on Yom haShoah I saw this, an Allied photo of Jewish women delighted to be let loose from railway cars that were taking them to be gassed. Vaguely healthy looking people in civilian clothes rather than camp uniforms.

What struck me was this was from April '45, so theoretically Germans might find railroads and cars useful, but naw, really committed to their Final Solution.

I think the psychology that informed that one is real familiar after the past few years and frankly my outlook on global warming is not very rosy as a result.

Let’s see what’s in the art section of the used bookstore! Hm

The Infinite World of MC Escher
The World of MC Escher
The Magic Mirror of MC Escher
Moreta Dragonlady of MC Escher
Pride and Prejudice and MC Escher
The Pillowbook of MC Escher
You Like MC Escher Don’t You Squidward?

Drug reference, 90s, cereal ads, my brain is mush 

“Lucky, this bowl of ‘Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man’ is incredibly dry and flavorless.”
“Ah but when ye’re not looking, a sprinkle of Irish Magic! Tis me own special blend of black tar heroin!”
“This is great only… noooo! Now I’m in THE WORST BATHROOM IN BAILE ATHA CLIATH!”
“It’s me Lucky Chairms! What’re ye gonna do aboot it then, call the Guard?”

Also amused by book jacket review of Hope Ryden’s “God’s Dog” about how “she has an incredible patience for the coyote.” Geez, what, did we whizz in her kitchen after swiping all the cornbread or something?

uspol -, shooting opinions etc 

In theory a mass shooting is like an airplane crash right? In order for that to happen 10+ different things have to go wrong at the same time. And it's sure sounding like here, the 10+ different things going wrong at the same time were mostly equivalent to FAA employees jamming big pieces of metal into the elevators prior to takeoff.

I got scammed by some shit over on birdsite. This hurts - I wanted to get $25 to my friend and this person used it as an opportunity to rip me off? I take a real dim view of assholes who rip off poor people.

After COB yesterday we got committed to an order due 0700 tomorrow? Fuck that noise.

Oh yeah let’s just show up with Covid after hours and leave messages all over our employee’s desk. I have no clue if you were masked dude, I just wiped everything down and I feel seriously taken for granted. I CAN’T WFH if I get Covid again, that’s a week without no pay.

Rain Dog boosted

okay actually? Listening to Infected Mushroom is helping.

I should actually make dinner to go with the beer shouldn't I.

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