Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Cross the river, leave the abyss!
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
Each virgin sacrifice says these magic words
Just jiggle the handle! Let flow go the turds!

Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin mah load!
Ah ain't just on it, Ah AM th' commode!

#drawing today, some Scottish themed Imperial Guard for Warhammer 40K.

current mood, listening to the "Darkman" soundtrack and exclaiming "It's CHRISTMASTIME!" when appropriate.

I somehow missed that the Addams Family movie soundtrack is incredibly Danny Elfman. Enough that I thought it *was* Danny before I checked.

my plans for Meathammer, Gay Dating Sim of the Dark Future, fell through when none of the test players wanted to date giant armored jocks, twinky seals, and only a few wanted the big green muscle gut dudes, and nearly everyone wanted the insectoid aliens with ovipositors

Please DON’T cough 12’ away from me when you were out with Covid last week. Fuck the CDC’s obvious compromise. I CANNOT WORK FROM HOME.

More Portland, architecture, public sculpture and a selfie with the Gundam at Kinokuniya!

So here have some grimy industrial photos of Portland OR under a dismal summer sky!

Obligatory “‘Sad But True’ sounds weird when it’s not in the original Mongolian” comment.

Let’s see what should I do while work is slow, reconcile credit cards or check May’s invoicing for completeness? Because sadly the options I want (“get bialys,””draw Imperial Guard,” “masturbate and nap”, “hike some”) aren’t really available.

The urge to post lewds in hopes someone likes them

It's being a spotty night on sleep.

1977: "Hey Rob, what've you got there?" "I dunno, Gary. I found it in this package of Taiwanese 'dinosaurs.' Looks like some kinda cyclopean bat hound."

2022: "Pleased to announce my first MtG card! A full color work showing five cyclopean bat hounds soaring through a ruined cathedral, I drew heavily on photo reference of borzoi and ospreys."

that point in being awake in the middle of the night where I've moved from "sit upright because of acid reflux" to "not especially unconscious desire for a reason to skip work, which wouldn't be a problem if I actually *skipped*."

hey, have you ever thought "man, I love the melancholy brooding nature of Metallica's AWESOMEST SONG EVAR!!1! but I kinda wish I could just forward to THE MOST AWESOMEST!!!1!! PART"?

thankfully someone else thought so too.

Metallica - One (ending) Kinetic Typography https://youtu.be/32c2z7outDk via @YouTube

sadly I banged my knuckle hard into the table and decided that was it for air drumming this evening.

So for what feels like the last few months there's been some sort of trial involving a celeb who was in some movies which I liked. I *think* I was supposed to conclude he was a domestic abuser, or was horribly domestically abused.

But what I *actually* concluded was "here's a happy gossip circus to distract you from price gouging, a political party declaring civil war against Queers and women with the aid of a SCOTUS nobody elected and can't get rid of, and an ever-increasing body count. Be a good citizen and go back to sleep."

G-d help me, I'm becoming one of *those* leftists in my old age.

Thanks largely to Stone Temple Pilots, I sorted, archived or filed months of packing lists and delivery notes. This isn’t part of my job, which explains how nobody had done it since February.

THAT’S WHEN YA BETTER FACE THE CRIME FROM THE INSIDE
AND SEE THAT THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR GENOCIDE!
RESPONSIBLE FOR GENOCIDE!
RESPONSIBLE FOR GENOCIDE!

Adventure seed; cult of Vecna, delighted by the “eye” nature of beholders, clones their own beholder guardians, with a central eye and li’l hands instead of eyestalks, like something from the Archie McPhee catalog.