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is he a dot? or is he a speck?
when he's underwater does he get wet?
or does the water get HIM instead?
nobody knows, Particle Man.

now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want;
or I'm still alive, and there's nothing I want to do.

thought pattern;

online friend references "Birdhouse in Your Soul" => listening to "Birdhouse in Your Soul" => listening to "Istanbul (not Constantinople)" => loukoum would be really nice actually => mmmmm, maybe tomorrow I should go see if I can get boreks somewhere

What I really dislike about my parents’ home cooked meals is, inevitably they haven’t eaten anything/anything other than a few carbs for most of the day previously and get started late, which means they’re cranky at each other and me. Like… I actually had a chicken salad sandwich earlier and drew some, and even with that buffering me I’m on edge expecting to be snapped at.

Bussy = boy pussy
Hussy = Hussite pussy
Robitussy = cough syrup

Spotted in used bookstore. Hey, it contains more than just beer, thank you!

Whenever anyone goes after a tiny minority instead of actually acknowledging very real problems created by the right (and I think we can all agree that misogyny is real eh?), it's inherently a convenience for right-wingers.

Transphobia is Dolchstosslegende for feminists.

this very unfortunate collision course of perfectionism/catastrophizing (it's either perfect or a complete failure), simplistic narrative (in which the bad guys are terrible in all sorts of ways and the good guys are really great), and competition/exclusivity (in which there's no room for nuances like only okay but improving, good but not great, or something which isn't terrible but which you simply don't like).

"Where are we?"
"India."
"How do you know?"
"Little sitar sting in the soundtrack."
* suddenly they are attacked by surprise, by George Harrison *

Thanks little flashback for granting me clarity. :p

Also could whoever keeps wiping out log entries PLEASE STOP DOING THAT? That makes my Tobacco Tax Bureau tax paperwork an infinitely more difficult cortisol-o-rama.

Ugh, I don’t want to go in today. Fridays are just too heavy to ever skip out though. It feels like being punished for getting a weekend (the drivers sure don’t).

subtoot, WWII reference, porn, stereotyping Germans' tastes in pornography 

so there's this artist I follow over on Twitter whose thing is drawing porn with vehicles on humans. This is not my really specific kink, but they draw vehicles better than most people who paint box art for Tamiya.

anyways, now they have this big comic of a LAV 25 gettin' horny for a human thanks to "hot German porn" on her phone of a Koenigtiger gettin' it on with a tanker, and of course all this is enough technical skill it could get published in Hobby Japan and uh

the thing that comes to mind here is

"Keine Panzer-Pinkeln-Porno?"

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Spider Man Spider Man
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong smell that aroma
Breathes with book lungs in his opisthosoma
Look out here comes the Spider Man

Food photo 

Tried making chiles rellenos, kind of. Next time the egg to flour ratio gotta be better and also, gotta get smaller flatter peppers; this is what H-Mart had.

What always gets me about the stereotypical "is curing patients profitable" thing isn't *just*, pharmaceutical companies are somewhere between landlords and climate change as threats. It's also hey, if you were real greedy, you'd figure that the longer someone's alive and healthy, the more they're gonna have OTHER health concerns that could make money.

So if someone who was supposed to be that relatively impartial could be that biased in what he told me and why, what about media, politicians, all my schools before college? Yeah. That.

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I feel like even though I never really went anywhere with my degree, being a science major was HUGELY important to my personal growth. Whether I’d have gotten that if I’d studied something else I can’t say, since I think *that* would mean I came from a more supportive background.

Biochemistry really opened my eyes to bias, since the one term, get-it-over-quickly course was one of the tenured professor’s baby. A big chunk of course was about free radicals, which was this guy’s focus.

"I stopped reading the news - is the problem me or the product?" Washington Post editorial on Pocket.

* readies deluge of Very Bitter Personal Opinions
* naw, actually, let's not. Everyone probably knows mine, and it wouldn't help anything.

remembered shitpost I didn't feel like shitposting the other day;

plastering the back of the car with stickers like KEEP PORTLAND BLUE and MAKE TAHOE WEIRDER.

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