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period-accurate Crimean War British cavalry uniforms in Technicolor would be a little like dropping acid during "Zulu."

I also could have put money that this thing was in technicolor. B/W is more tolerable than my eyethrobbing memories.

Anyway the actually worst I've ever seen was something called Carthage in Flames which was mindnumbingly dull yet features unconvincing romance AND unconvincing sword fights. I passed out during the movie. Oooh look it's on YouTube for free! youtu.be/UM5EDpftGsw

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I used to think the worst movie of all time was "The Charge of the Light Brigade," in which Errol Flynn engineers one of the worst disasters in British military history to avenge a Sepoy Mutiny massacre on an evil raja who for some reason is hanging out in Crimea during the war.

I am now watching the ending and apparently I forgot that 1) the Charge was a win for the Great Britain (good show, jolly good show) 2) Russian cavalry were involved and 3) Ukraine looks remarkably like California.

Images, WWII/Vietnam, animals, eye contact, firearms 

Except then I spotted even more I didn’t like and futzed with the Aenocyon vs Smilodon pic more.

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Images, WWII/Vietnam, animals, eye contact, firearms 

today; I didn’t like the left forepaw on the foremost dire wolf so I redid that and added some stuff; and today was apparently mostly figuring out helmets. So; some Vietnam era American types, with one Soviet sniper; and, a Heer infantryman prepares a nasty ambush for some Brits at Market Garden.

Tell me I don’t in fact need to visit the used bookstore in Redmond, ESPECIALLY I don’t need to go there because it’s near hyena shawarma?

Watching Brits for mini painting content is really surreal these days. "Here's my new League of Votann painted up way better than you're ever going to be capable of AND ALSO MY ENTIRE COUNTRY IS FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS."

Image, animals, eye contact 

Just one so far today, Aenocyon versus Smilodon. Not exactly accurate paleo-art.

And shaving my legs for the first time in ages I discover that for whatever reason the hair around my knees is ridiculously tough. I should be selling this stuff to mix into concrete as a lightweight strengthener.

Kickstarter to pay Erol Otus to paint the cover for the next Dungeon Weed album

this album's an exercise in listening material so completely stoned sounding that you actually save money on weed.

oh fuck yeah, I found movies I wanna share with my friends - The Crow, The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, and Clash of the Titans (the stop motion version)

time to listen to music which definitely fits the "hey man what're you tryin' to do to my new record I just bought it" profile

I remember when living here was cool and exciting. And even though I SUCK at optimism- CPTSD screws with long term thinking and memory, which I feel you need to be optimistic- I hope it will be, again.

coyote sing along lyrics, all caps 

OH BABY BABY BABY HE'S LOOKIN' SO CUTE
RIDIN' AROUND IN A BLUE TRUNK SUIT YEAH!
OH BABY BABY BABY HE'S SCREAMIN' THE TRUTH
AMERICA IS KILLING ITS YOUTH!

HE'S RIDIN' THROUGH YOUR TOWN WITH HIS HEAD ON FIRE!
HE'S RIDIN' THROUGH YOUR TOWN WITH HIS HEAD ON FIRE!
HALO BURNIN' EYES ARE CRYIN'
HALO BURNIN' EYES ARE CRYIN'
GHOST RIDER! GHOST RIDER!
KEEP RIDIN' NEVER STOP RIDIN'!
AND UUUUGH DON'T FORGET TO BURN
DON'T FORGET TO BURN
BURN WITH FIRE
WITH FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
WITH FIRE!

coyote sing along hour, seasonal 

You cram your culture down my throat,
Say I'm inferior when I find that I choke,
You fill my mind with a false sense of history,
And then you wonder why I have no identity?

everyone must burn, scream the animal scream
everyone must burn, dream the crow-black dream!

ph +, all caps 

COVID TEST IS NEGATIVE!

ファンファーレ youtu.be/r8ISqFRAku0 via @YouTube

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