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no matter what the Danny Elfman music is doing you do not actually need to crouch and do the hand gestures while declaring "Who am I? I'm SPIDAH MAN."

... also, CHRISTMASTIME!

Danny Elfman soundtrack drinking game; take a shot of eggnog at any point where it'd be appropriate to say "CHRISTMASTIME!" in your best Jack Skellington voice, regardless of what soundtrack this might be.

Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot and really disturbing grins with eyebrows raised will strike fear into their hearts. He is... ELFMAN. *bell* *choral music*

thanking my ex girlfriend again for "cracking your knuckles" (or in my case trying to) as a shorthand for "a goomba, a goodfella."

went from "Some Kind of Mystery" on The Shadow soundtrack to "Sway" from the Dark City soundtrack to "Lone Digger" (aka the horrifying furry bloodbath song)

again reminded that Jerry Goldsmith's soundtrack for The Shadow is sort of what would happen if Michael Corleone was Batman and also encountered V'Ger.

Food photo 

Sabih, kinda, from the Ottolenghi cookbook. Left out the fried eggplant since that’s kinda gilding the lily imho.

Images, fantasy creatures, nudity 

Anyway the entire world is going to crap and I’m having an off day so have a couple of Baphomets I drew, which is what did work out okay.

Last, here’s Orlando the used bookstore cat in a perfectly sized box.

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Here are more photos from Olympia. A couple of murals downtown, from a Japanese sister city and for a record store; an older doorway; and a shrimp sculpture made from metal utensils, bicycle chain etc.

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I was way happier yesterday so trying to remember that, here are some buildings in downtown Olympia.

So my landlords now think that I agreed to a month to month lease. I emailed and left voice mail. What else can I do?

Today’s used bookstore haul was profoundly lucky and didn’t run me that much!

again, if you're rich, you don't actually have to be particularly intelligent and you only have to be semi-personable, because money buys you brilliant engineers, savvy accountants, and profoundly charismatic marketers. All of who get you more money.

this is on a bad collision course for how the richest people sure seem to be toddlers emotionally.

"nobody knows what lies beneath New York City" look, I watched Hellboy over a dozen times now, I even watched the sequel twice, and played OWoD, there are layers of catacombs and long forgotten antechambers which are somehow also easily accessible from the subway tunnels.

I really want there to be a movie in which Hugh Jackman plays Lord Greystoke so that it can be introduced "I, Tarzan (Hugh Jackman)"

... preferably based on the really weird later stories with Opar and Jad-bal-ja and crap like that.

how many times do I instinctively try to light up while listening to John Lee Hooker and now Hendrix?

look, why would I care about anything about the new 33 year old Wunderkind CEO of Chain I Don't Go To? Tell me about horseshoe crabs or pycnogonids, I have more in common with them and find them far more interesting.

Images, fantasy creatures, some blood 

from last night and today; wemic bard and human paladin (trying to do more unusual full armor), and a ganzi adventurer (linked to primordial chaos in Pathfinder) takes on an evil dwarf sorcerer and his demon back-up!

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