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NIGHT of the LIVING CUSTOMERS Who BELIEVED They Could MIRACULOUSLY GET INVENTORY IN STOCK by CALLING ABOUT IT AGAIN

I’m tired of living in a bright future for someone else, I’m tired of being a minor character in my own story, I’m tired of my ethnicity not counting, and I’m VERY very tired of bichon frise barking.

This is just a bad day as far as calls, customers showing up suddenly wanting orders not previously called in, and just the overall feeling of no real future.

Queen on the radio, are you ready kids? I can’t heeeeeear you 

YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
BIG DISGRACE
KICKING YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
singing SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Oh boy small dog barking, just what I need to make my morning complete (after we got real busy while everyone else not working in the yard was in a vital phone meeting with our new owners).

G-d I hate talk shows. Fortunately coworker was okay with the request “may we switch to a station with more music?”

Asked for half the day off tomorrow, but tomorrow’s supposed to be busy so my boss asked me to wait on an answer. Waiting.

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Added an “uridezu” (rat demon) and touched up a werewolf started a couple of weekends back.

"KLADDKAKA! KLADDKAKA!" I chant, coffee splashing out of the cup banging against the table in time to Garmarna's version of "Ramunder." "TA MED MIG KLADDKAKA!"

Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

Added an “uridezu” (rat demon) and touched up a werewolf started a couple of weekends back.

it's really weird to me that Shonen Knife never covered "Rainbow Connection"

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who said that every wish would be heard and answered
when wished on the evening star?
somebody thought of that and someone believed it,
look what it's got us so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing?
And what do we think we might see?

I applied for some more jobs, and then it turns out that "Dreams" is free on YouTube, so I watched the first sequence with the fox wedding and I am kind of a wreck right now as a result.

aaaaa aaaaa aaaa aaaa
aaaaa aaaaa aaaa aaaa
we come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow

a wolf shall devour the sun
and this will be counted a great misfortune
another wolf shall devour the moon
and this too will do great mischief

“Dilophosaurus” has the same syllable count as “My Little Pony.”

I used to wonder what friendship could be, Dilophosaurus, until you all shared its magic with me

Wanna go home and draw. That’s “draw” not “look for a new day job because mine has suddenly been largely obsoleted,” but well

Feeling burned out about society, dead body mentioned 

I used to want my body to go to a med school to be used as a study aid for would be doctors and illustrators, but talking about it today I realized I’ve lost faith that medical illustration will still be around and that doctors will be available for other than the wealthy when I die. That’s assuming my body doesn’t get dumped in a mass grave because there’s been a pandemic, a fascist regime or some result of climate change.

And similarly, after waving a flaming sword at Gandalf he takes off for the other end of the battle, is it possible that he knows he’s facing a Maia (not a Man) and is playing safe?

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So wait a minute. No living Man may kill the Witch King but the other wraiths aren’t alive and Sauron was never a Man, so is JRRT also hinting that the Witch King’s loyalty is rooted in constant fear of being axed by his boss or his subordinates?

The human condition is probably being told you need to shut up, sit down, work hard, save money, and trust Jesus, when what you actually want to hear is that you’re loved and safe.

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