Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Forge my armor in the old fire,
My spirit sings loud and clear.
Even in HERE.
I will be reborn, someday, someday.
Some bright day.

Selfie yesterday near falls, has eye contact

Visit to state forest yesterday.

Today’s successful strandhoegg on Powell’s City of Books.

*swivels in chair*
*admiral ackbar voice*
it's crap!

Going to Powell’s brought up a batch of memories (2010-2013ish I wanted to move to Portland, 2012-14ish my group of friends played through a big chunk of Rise of the Runelords before we went all over) and one bad association (ethnic stuff gets damn dark in places).

uWu notices your Falaise Pocket

Don’t! Stand so close to me! *bounces on toes* #Dune

Savin’ the known universe by exchanging meaningful bro glances while riding sandworms.

cheeeeeez-WHIZ! #Dune

Chani! If I don’t do a crapton of acid right in the middle of the playa my dreams are dead! Here, tie me up with this bunji cord, that ought to help me metabolize all of it. #Dune

Uhhh why does the evil accordion control the sauna? Why does the Baron squeeze Rabban’s cheeks when they’re not that cute, it’s real condescending and Rabban’s trying to eat lengua?

Paul maybe now’s not the time to obsess about how you can smell the really good chronic.

“What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?”
“We usually call it the mouse shadow in the second moon.”

Who the hell stabs a kender? Oh right an evil dentist. Also how oral surgery doesn’t work. Also maybe running around with firearms in no orderly fashion will prove effective against people marching real slowly who you can’t actually shoot because of their shields. #Dune

Then Paul gets real hotboxed. Then he gets hotboxed while eating some really nice date mahmoul. Oh yeah also an assassination attempt.

“I am the Hasselhoff Burrfoot, the houssssssekeeper.”
Standard comment here about how she didn’t bring any more towels

In the future all in flight movies are “Romancing the Stone.” Meanwhile the Navigator gets real baked and sneezes out an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. Also the future uses a lot of hair gel.

Oh YEAH Piter takes the evil tram to see the Baron at the evil dermatologist with his evil phrenology assistants

“Feyd…” slut!
“… Rabban…” asshole!
“… go quietly!”

Stop! I hold at your gums the gum jabber! Ow!

“What’s in the box?”
“Pain.”
“You bring me the best presents granmere!”

They fold space through massive bong rips! I’m not sure why this requires big PVC coats. So now the Emperor is explaining his diabolical plot and the third stage navigator is like whoooooaa yeah what you said dude think Space Jack in the Box is open?

The beginning is a very delicate time. Oh yes the Spice exists on only one planet. Hidden away are a people known as the Fremen who have the universe’s least specific prophecy that a man would come.