Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Doctor Strange is so otherworldly and uncanny he actually reads The Village Voice rather than just paging through to get to the cartoons.

Doo doo doo, gonna have my sanctum sanctorum in Greenwich Village, but it’s gonna be a small mansion rather than tucked at the back of a used bookstore or some shit, and also gonna get me a big huge weird window so that nobody can possibly guess weird crap goes down here.

@egypturnash thought of you today, thanks to another reminder of the weird not-southern-not-AAVE Cajun accent that literally nobody who isn’t local to you can ever successfully imitate.

Thank you but no, despite my politics I am not interested in rejoining the ACLU, I am not interested in donating to the ACLU.

Beholder Gonna Fuck You Up https://youtu.be/jEZyDz3BGNo via @YouTube

ssssssssuuuuuuuck
SSSSSSSUUUUUCK
KOFF! koff koff
heeheeheehee

#drawings today, a frost dragon pursues a flying wizard away from its den in an old temple in the mountains! Two adventurers are surprised by a resurrected or possibly undead wizard emerging from lava (I was thinking of the part in Hellboy when Rasputin emerges from a pool of blood)! Also I was listening to the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade soundtrack while drawing.

SOMETIMES IT RAINS INSIDE MY HEAD
TILL THE WORDS RUN DRY
WALLS ARE BREATHING, HANDS ARE REACHING UP
TO TOUCH MY THIGHS
NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY

*runs off to "Underworld" to see if there's any new Planescape stuff with Tony Diterlizzi art *

do not respond to someone's story about a bad WtA experience as "[other player] watched The Crow one too many times" with "victims, aren't we all?"

Varulven https://youtu.be/qG8YaiIKTno via @YouTube

2+ minutes LONGER than the one on their first album!

jag alskar det! (probably poor phrasing)

Eatin' kimchi and kochujang on hot dogs because there's nobody here to tell me not to.

You probably won’t be surprised here, but politics and adjacent stuff is pissing me off.

Can your boxers do THIS? *yanks waistband up to bottom of rib cage, promptly falls over screaming from the resulting Health Wedgie* #Subtweet

Just because I don’t feel I can safely voice my opinion, doesn’t mean I don’t *have* an opinion, or that I agree with what I’m supposed to think. I’m a product of GA public schools after all.

Hello shitty feelings about not being good enough to be one of the pretty, wanted people! Are you just here cause I’m stuck at work and hungry or do you have anything legitimate to say?

The new Dunkleosteus reconstruction looks less graceful but more fishy-mobile-teeth, so I’m definitely a fan.

slept until some total stranger started yelling angrily outside. He's been at it for 30 minutes now, I really have no compassionate or practical way to get him to stop and I really hope the hypervigilance eases up and I can sleep soon.

* Zach de la Rocha voice *
I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MOLLY'S LIPS NO MORE
NO I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MOLLY'S LIPS NO MORE
SHE SAID
SHE'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE
SHE'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE
SHE'D TAKE ME ANYWHERE
AS LONG AS I STAY CLEAN
UNGH SHIT
* instrumental *
* throws heavy objects *
#filk #SongLyrics

* Clubbed to Death plays *

"Furry Fandom is a system, Neo. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Huskies, sergals, raccoons, hypertrophic giant skunktaurs. The very minds of the people we are trying to save.

"Were you listening to me, Neo, or were you staring at the shemale German shepherd?"

"Uhhh"

"Freeze."

"This isn't the Fandom?"

"No, this is just the Plaza on Tapestries MU*."

apparently it's a "watch the end of The Matrix again" sort of evening

gotta say if you don't know about the trans metaphor, you might not spot it, but even without being trans per se that ending monologue is basically someone holding your shoulders and bellowing I'M QUEER! right in your face.

… but matching weapons vs armors from different periods and places wound up being arbitrary- Gygax liked “long swords” so they had huge bonuses. The chart also listed weapon speeds (f’rex a two handed sword is so slow you might attack at the end of the round even with good initiative rolls) and minimum space to use (no two handed swords in sewer fights). Only one player I know of used this chart, and even I gave up on it.