Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frodo. "But I can" said Gandalf. "They are elvish but in the tongue of Mordor, which I shall not utter here. But this in the common tongue is what they say;

"just open up your Ring
and try it front to bum"

"It is part of a larger poem."

a panini press is when you slowly lift increasing numbers of sandwiches to build up your arms

"music maker man! Your beats are bad!"
"Yeah, they're BAD!"
"No. Not good bad. Bad bad!"
"Whatever."

THUMP ting ting
THUMP ting ting

between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis
and the rise of the sons of Arius
I Aku the shapechanging master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil
and unto this: Conan!
wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
It is I his chronicler who alone can tell thee of his saga
now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku!

* puts on "Five Piece Chicken Dinner" *

hooooey

there's some mighty fine NOODLIN' down in th' CRICK

people come up to me and they try to talk shit maaaan
I was makin' records when you was suckin' y'mother's dick!

SUCKAS THEY BEEN THINKIN' THEY CAN TAKE OUT ADAM HOROWITZ!

he goes to sleep by FALLING DOWN ON HIS FACE!

saw a convertible drivin' by
loaded up a slingshot, let one fly

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

this is the city
I work here
I have like no authority whatsoever

FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK THE FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK

Gyatei gyatei haragyatei harasogyatei boji sowaka.

here comes that awful feeling again. welcome the ugly animal.

about the time Pulp Fiction blew up and I owned the album, I worked at Quiznos, which had one of those giant 90s rotate 1-3 dozen CD players you’d set to random. If I’d ever wanted to see a tough Detroiter look like he was about to shit himself this got answered when I brought the album in and got the EVERYBODY BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY sound clip at about 10 PM with only two employees around

this memory courtesy of “Misirlou.”

Is it time to listen to my favorite Cure song again? Between Smith turning out to be awesome and a potential WtA game yes, yes it is.

Then KEXP’s DJ said “91 to 01 doesn’t feel like only ten years, that was like a lifetime,” and I started crying while on my way to work, and it still hurts now.

this bad combination of stress looking worse than it really is thanks to training but also thanks to the sheer frequency, and how every dream - all the way from working FT as an artist to eating crepes - feels completely out of reach.

I'll say this about political theory on the internet;

none of the people complaining about socialism have ever lived through something claiming to be socialism. But everyone complaining about capitalism is living with something claiming to be capitalism.

thump thump BANG thump thump BANG cinnamon cinnamon EINS ZWEI DREI VIER

THE TOXODON GIRL
THE TOXODON GIRL
I WANNA LIVE WITH THE DAEODON GIRL
I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER

singing "t4t" to "tea for two"

LORD OF THE GALLOWS TAKES WHAT HE’S OWED! *headbangs*