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My birthday turns out to be International Lynx Day!

Lynx was my fursona for the longest time! This is awesome!

One today - a brave warrior takes on a hag and her spider pets in her lair, and it doesn’t go as planned. Has eye contact, pain and spiders.

you can substitute prosecco for champagne in mimosas, just don't do it with prosciutto

Uspol adjacent opinion, bitterness set off by shit in the used bookstore 

Yes, it’s MACHO DICK magazine, full of insightful reviews and articles of body armor and firearms you’re sure to need for <strike>self aggrandizing fantasies of race war won by upper middle class honkies convinced they’re actual military<strike> home defense.

ust helped move 600 lbs of sand and I seriously need to head north before I run out of awake. Froo froo coffee will help!

Disappointed by “The Rattling Bog” because the lyrics do not mention ritually thrice killed mummified corpses, La Tene period swords and torcs etc. @erin_kitsune suggests this is why it’s a RARE rattling bog.

Okay having now volunteered to help shovel this footpath, I’ve moved from “I want to help my friend so they’re less stressed by their family” to “holy shit the only way I could really make more than a tiny dent in the stress is to fake a medical emergency and ask for help enough to make them completely unavailable.”

Emotional support coyote ALSO filches salt for the table!

one of those "aha relax into sleep somewhere other than bed, then wake up and do flurry of responsible activity, then my brain is sure I'm awake an active and it takes time to get back to sleep nights" - not the usual run of acid reflux or anxiety per se. Whoops.

The thing I’ve noticed about Brits is that pretty much all of them can drink me under the table, and they all sound completely fucking effete when they talk about tea, even those who are demonstrably far more badass than me.

Singing the small business name, “Mr. Donuts”, to the tune of Black Sabbath’s “Mr. Crowley”

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Usul, these are, like, fifteen of my awesomest groms. The Fedaikin.

went straight from Dune inspired dance music to Tamasheq language psychadelic rock, maybe there's a theme here

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NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens.

They are calling it Apollo G.

Duuude! I didn’t even know there was a Dark Crystal TTRPG! If it weren’t $45 I’d snag a copy.

You see Greek rulers weren’t necessarily the loudest people, and if this were the case they’d be followed by a “short man,” typically bearded as was classical fashion, and considered nigh sacred, who would yell for them. A “blessed briandras” if you will.

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“oh this is bullshit.”
“Bullshit? This… is…”
“Don’t say it!”

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today, orcs vs undead army, and a kitsune adventurer encounters two oni in a forest.

I woke up from a nightmare about interacting with my ex, used the bathroom and while trying to get a little more sleep, my brain helpfully spewed out a couple of opinions about that relationship which utterly horrified me. So I think I'm awake now. BUT! I was able to pull myself away from Twitter just as it started me hate humanity as a whole, that's good right?

"Most Artists Stress - But Not Me!" dude I've seen other videos you make. You're one of those people who internalized that they were awesome and were gonna make it with an unshakeable conviction and at some point that became a self fulfilling prophecy.

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