Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#drawings today, adventurers face lizard folk near their home in the swamp, and trying to work small of D&D characters as practice. These are barbarians and sorcerers - I was thinking of doing a batch more. Cw eye contact.

I don't understand why it's The Wanton Song, I checked the lyrics and there's nothing in there about dumplings at all

so I *might* have a temp job, *definitely* have stuff in the fridge that needed using, and *might* have an overnight guest such that I want to make sure there's lots of TP, so I did a Safeway run, bought some reduced price fish which is a "use immediately," and since sweet and sour fish is robust and better after refrigeration, I made that and stir fried pea shoots with ginger etc. I'm happy the stir fry is restaurant quality, but wow, that was a lot of cooking, I'm done for a while

Just went from literally a crying jag to fielding a brief phone prescreen for an accounting specialist position. I feel like I’m pretty damn good at masking.

uh neither "hairdresser" nor "naval intelligence analyst" are positions I would currently be any good at

I realize "I wish I could fence/were fencing regularly" and "I want a cigarette" are fairly mutually exclusive wants, BUT

it's YOU they charge
it's YOU they card
it's YOU they complain about strollin' the boulevard
you the one hollerin' and screamin' you all hard
are you in control, or is it just a facade?
if Uncle Sam wants you, it's YOU that he'll need
it's YOU that he'll sacrifice and it's YOU that'll bleed

would you believe that I associate Janet Jackson's "Nasty" with the dragonriders of Pern series simply because it got a lot of air play about the time dragonriders was kinda the most exciting thing in my life.

stacey can I come over after schoo-oo-ooooool
we can hang around by the poo-ooo-oo-oooo-ool
did your mom get back from the poo-ooo-oo-oooo-ool?
is she there, or is she by the poo-ooo-oo-oooo-ool?

dude!

My birthday turns out to be International Lynx Day!

Lynx was my fursona for the longest time! This is awesome! #caaaat #ImABigStupidCaaat #IveGotTufts #OnMyEaaaaars #Eaaaars #Caaaat

One #drawing today - a brave warrior takes on a hag and her spider pets in her lair, and it doesn’t go as planned. Has eye contact, pain and spiders.

you can substitute prosecco for champagne in mimosas, just don't do it with prosciutto

Yes, it’s MACHO DICK magazine, full of insightful reviews and articles of body armor and firearms you’re sure to need for <strike>self aggrandizing fantasies of race war won by upper middle class honkies convinced they’re actual military<strike> home defense.

ust helped move 600 lbs of sand and I seriously need to head north before I run out of awake. Froo froo coffee will help!

Disappointed by “The Rattling Bog” because the lyrics do not mention ritually thrice killed mummified corpses, La Tene period swords and torcs etc. @erin_kitsune suggests this is why it’s a RARE rattling bog.

Okay having now volunteered to help shovel this footpath, I’ve moved from “I want to help my friend so they’re less stressed by their family” to “holy shit the only way I could really make more than a tiny dent in the stress is to fake a medical emergency and ask for help enough to make them completely unavailable.”

Emotional support coyote ALSO filches salt for the table!

one of those "aha relax into sleep somewhere other than bed, then wake up and do flurry of responsible activity, then my brain is sure I'm awake an active and it takes time to get back to sleep nights" - not the usual run of acid reflux or anxiety per se. Whoops.

The thing I’ve noticed about Brits is that pretty much all of them can drink me under the table, and they all sound completely fucking effete when they talk about tea, even those who are demonstrably far more badass than me.

Singing the small business name, “Mr. Donuts”, to the tune of Black Sabbath’s “Mr. Crowley”