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Quoting Raiders of the Lost Ark to the soundtrack last night gets me back to the strong suspicion I have ADHD. Especially where there’s soundtrack cues as a mnemonic I can remember movie dialogue fairly well, but that tapers off further through the movie as in most cases I lose interest in rewatching movies or replaying soundtracks and only get partway through.

* throws up the horns, headbangs, and chants "Nicht stoeren! NICHT STOEREN!" during the appropriate part of The Map Room music *

today, adventurers face traps. “This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archaeology, not to life and limb, although that does, sometimes, take place.”

Bathroom, complaining, crass 

Why is it, whenever I need to pee today, someone’s taking so much time in the bathroom it’s like they’re making Cecil B DeMille’s epic silent film, “America Takes a Massive Dump”?

Rain Dog boosted

one time i was breaking up with some jerkass guy i dated and he told me that i pissed him off so much he deleted my city off his weather app

Fuck it. What sorta burrito is lunch?

Remind me that visiting Taqueria La Kiosko will just spend money on food rather than help resolve how fucking angry I am.

The good news is I have temp work a little longer but the bad news is something happened, I don’t know what, and the person I’m filling in for and her kid are sick, and I LIKED her and am kinda worried.

headbanging, Metallica, all caps 

THESE ARE THE FINAL DAYS
EVEN OUR PUPS KNOW THIS IS THE AGE OF THE APOCALYPSE
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
IN WILDNESS IN THE PRESERVATION OF THE WORLD
SO SEEK THE WOLF IN THYSELF
SHIFT TO CRINOS!
SHIFT TO CRINOS!

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

WHOAAAA AAAAA
BUT I'LL TAKE MY TIME ANYWHERE
FREE TO SPEAK MY MIND ANYWHERE
AND I'LL REDEFINE ANYWHERE
ANYWHERE I ROAM
WHERE I LAY MY HEAD IS HOME YEAH!
INSTRUMENTAL!

“I’m the best there is at what I does

“but what I does smells terrible”*braaaaaap*

VAN WIZARDS™️, exciting TTRPG of feuding magic workers who draw arcane power from the murals on the side of their vans, with a strong vehicle scaled race and combat component. Originally pitched to WotC as “Greyhawk ‘76.”

Wanna go home and be sad and maybe draw some.

The problem with buying frozen food and bringing it as lunch; drawing, food, kvetching.

Mh -, sui mentioned 

Turns out if someone you like but can’t easily contact or track down leaves a message about how they ARE killing themselves, doing everything you can to get in touch stacks with other stresses (mostly work, money) and it feels terrible.

Rain Dog boosted

Anyway now posting two from last night; a samurai and wu jen take on a treant or similar tree monster, and a goliath fighter and gnome spellcaster face nagas in a bamboo forest. No I don’t know why yesterday turned out all East Asian.

ugh do not want to move anywhere at any speed rn

I'm worried about a friend, though at this point I have now really done all I can.

gyatei gyatei haragyatei harasogyatei boji sowaka

Tell me I don’t need to get Mod Pizza, I have stuff at home and besides they always skimp on spinach.

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