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those aren't birds sweetheart

they're GIANT VAMPIRE BATS

* massive John Williams sting *

admittedly I still haven't forgiven Temple of Doom for being THAT CLOSE to being a bollywood film and then only having one musical number, okay and also it had imperialism, white savior myth and horrifying Sinophobia

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filk all caps 

thump thump BANG
thump thump BANG
the cinnamon
the cinnamon
cinnamon cinnamon eins zwei drei vier
THE CINNAMON BEAR
THE CINNAMON BEAR
I WANT TO LIVE WITH THE CINNAMON BEAR
I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER
* suddenly fatally mauled *

imho Last Crusade *would* be the best Indiana Jones movie if Raiders hadn't been a real game changer several lightyears ahead of the rest

not unlike how Jurassic Park itself was a real game change lightyears ahead of the rest, and the rest of the series are basically okay though not great movies.

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ℹ️ Update: The owner of Twitter, Elon Musk, has clarified that the limits on accounts are imposed intentionally, with users not subscribing to Twitter Blue now limited to viewing between 300 and 600 tweets per day

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Which are the cooler weird little evil dwarves?

amazing how a really long rant distilled down to “love for capitalism means the Dems never actually help,” but hey

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I didn’t get any good photos of the parade but I feel like fedi deserves to see the London Furs contingent

Includes slurs about myself 

In that part of Seattle where the people REALLY valued by our society live (you know, wholesome rich WASPs with kids, not some shitty older faggot kike with bad CPTSD scraping to pay for a studio).

But then I could just say “Seattle.”

of course, I don't need to worry about how I'm going to get myself off Twitter (closer to quitting caffeine than quitting cigarettes) if Twitter simply breaks beyond all comprehension.

birdsite related 

This probably isn't a surprise to anyone but Twitter is a lot more pleasant on desktop without the huge volume of ads to block.

I think because Twitter's selection of ads is less targeted than YouTube, and more like the sort of folks you'd *think* would advertise on Twitter, more ads are stuff that actively pisses me off (cryptocurrency, stock and financial investment, growing my brand, right wing news takes, Christians) and less stuff that simply doesn't interest me (I'm not a market for car stuff, pet toys, or house paint). The whole experience feels way more negative, that the world exists for and I'm supposed to love shit which isn't my personality, friends or interests.

Trying to turn this into "stepping back to using Twitter only on desktop as a way of getting my leftist Queer Heeb ass off the fucking platform."

today, two horse girls (naked furry pinups) and a Child of Fenris werewolf faces the local Brusferatu vampires (there’s a firearm)

tonight's music that sets off a crying jag

Billy the Kid Suite: I. Introduction. The Open Prairie youtu.be/eOOZtX16MCM via @YouTube

DJ EEEEEEEEEE in tha house spinning his soulful fennec remixes

in describing Dune to a friend online, I suggested that comparing the Villeneuve movie to the Lynch movie was a little like comparing the most recent Frankenstein to Rocky Horror

Between the long ass rough week, busting ass to post receivables before an interview, interviewing, my country becoming even more a bigoted wet dream at public expense, and this month end stuff not being very interesting, I have NO FOCUS right now.

What else are they gonna fuck up this year for those of us who are citizens of the USA rather than Rich Jesus Land?

One line filk 

MASTER OF PUPPETS I’M SCRATCHING MY PITS

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