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*Kermit flailing *
MISS PIGGY “whoa you totally move like they do, dude”

Will spare you the obvious joke about the five pronged probe that fits into everyone’s Muppet Port when they sit in chairs with a dramatic high angle shot to enter the Muppet Show

NEO “Why does my ass hurt?”
MORPHEUS “because this is the first time you haven’t had someone’s entire fist up in there”

… and then like Sam the Eagle obviously sells out the submarine crew because “you are all weirdos.”

In “The Muppet Matrix,” is Keanu the only human actor in an all muppet cast or are the agents the only human actors to illustrate how the muppets exist in spaces created by the Machines, but they are the gatekeepers, they know all the exits and hold all the keys which means sooner or later someone is going to have to fight them?

I’m CREATING arisinal hand made shitposts here, and he’s making them impossible to view! But nooooo, I get some nimrod talking about the LGBT mafia promoted at me instead.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Spoiler, it’s about bar soap. They were gonna make Indiana Jones and the Lava of Legend or Indiana Jones and the Zest of Zoroaster but couldn’t get the rights.

🎵 Why do coyotes suddenly appear
Every time you got beer?

It’s a Go board! Mighty vehicles that turn into mighty classic East Asian games!

15 mm caseless sausage, with tactical bun in bullpup configuration

Problem with Twitter being not completely broken is it’s the fastest way you can meet the worst aspects of humanity if you aren’t actively working retail.

actually I lied. the literal best thing about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is this chunk of John Williams soundtrack

https://youtu.be/I9id-OVoSsc

those aren't birds sweetheart

they're GIANT VAMPIRE BATS

* massive John Williams sting *
#MovieQuote #LiterallyTheBestPartof #TempleOfDoom

admittedly I still haven't forgiven Temple of Doom for being THAT CLOSE to being a bollywood film and then only having one musical number, okay and also it had imperialism, white savior myth and horrifying Sinophobia

thump thump BANG
thump thump BANG
the cinnamon
the cinnamon
cinnamon cinnamon eins zwei drei vier
THE CINNAMON BEAR
THE CINNAMON BEAR
I WANT TO LIVE WITH THE CINNAMON BEAR
I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER
* suddenly fatally mauled *

imho Last Crusade *would* be the best Indiana Jones movie if Raiders hadn't been a real game changer several lightyears ahead of the rest

not unlike how Jurassic Park itself was a real game change lightyears ahead of the rest, and the rest of the series are basically okay though not great movies.

Which are the cooler weird little evil dwarves?

amazing how a really long rant distilled down to “love for capitalism means the Dems never actually help,” but hey

In that part of Seattle where the people REALLY valued by our society live (you know, wholesome rich WASPs with kids, not some shitty older faggot kike with bad CPTSD scraping to pay for a studio).

But then I could just say “Seattle.”