Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

* to the tune of The Volga Boatmen *
acid reflux

"elf" standing for "Eldar I'd Like to Fuck:

Waiting. Waiting .

Bleah. Triggered.

Waiting to leave. Waiting. Waiting.

I got a promoted ad for “all the best new prompts” on Twitter and somehow THAT prompted me to snap;

“Fucking make something yourself for a change. Thief. Plagiarist. Fuck you and all your leeching exploitative lying kind.”

I swear I usually don’t work this way even while stuck with my folks.

Some visits with my parents are a little uncomfortable. Other visits make me want an edible and/or alcohol as soon as I get home, and that’s never soon enough. Guess which kind this is.

TOLKIEN; and then you’d never guess, but that light bodied horseman with long flowing hair among this huge eored of light bodied horsemen with long flowing hair? Turns out she was a chick, my dudes. Whoaaaa. *takes huge pipe rip*

cantus lupus agnes totus
we are the werewolves of Armenia
we are the army of the Wyld!
dominatum oh lupatum
we are the werewolves of Armenia
we are the legend of the night!

a while back I proposed the Wind Rose version of "Diggy Diggy Hole" as the national anthem of the People's State of Mordengard

does anyone here even fucking REMEMBER the People's State of Mordengard?

the lyrics to "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" are "the little children of the night/vhat sweet music they make/of course, vun vho vas not a hunter/would not understand"

A live reading of “The Battle of Yavin.”

Entre-nous, it’s very true,’
The room temperature is higher than my IQ!
But they like me more than Gerard Diepardieu!
How did this happen? I don’t have a clue!

Just a bad headspace rn

So I’ll just lie alone and wait for the dream
Where I’m NOT UGLY, and you’re looking at me.

Capitalism wants lighting to strike in the same place twice. They’re always looking for another YouTube, another Oracle, another Star Wars, etc; they want a predictable moneymaker to yield the same ROI as the original, which raked in that much *because* it wasn’t expected. Maybe this is just my reaction to stuff on Hellbird, but it feels like with both NFTs then AI the capitalists are trying to make lightning to strike in the same place twice by simply *insisting* that it is.

I had to correct two mistakes where I’d transposed numbers to get a different account. Then I had to correct for two mistakes which turned out to be stuff my coworker had mistyped; once I found that it wasn’t *my* mistake, the feeling of Getting Everything Wrong eased up and the world wasn’t even half as terrible. Now that I’m past that I feel really drained.

I don't in fact want to work temp job, check email on break to see when my next interview might be, then go to the Apple store, then possibly call my parents. I *want* to draw, nap, and have lurid little pointless fantasies, but realistically, that was probably going to be a lot less drawing/napping/lurid fantasizing than I hope, so eh.

and I gathered up a generous mittenful of the deadly
YELLOW SNOW
the deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go
whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals
and rubbed it into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown to the people of this area
but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it comes now
the vigorous circular motion
rub it!

so now I'm wondering whether the fondness for basically huge shitposts with brilliant instrumentals mean Mozart would've *loved* collaborating with Frank Zappa, or whether they'd have hated each other