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Woe. Is. Me? Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and it’s only Thursday morning. Compared to my life, Eleanor Rigby was a gay mad whirl. Noothing ever happens to me.

okay I did job hunt stuff today OTHER than an in person and a Teams interview so fuck it I'm calling it for the day and taking a nap

always applicable

Landlord Is a Wanker youtu.be/UtChTq2trdU via @YouTube

Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch The Landlord youtu.be/aCiYmCVikjo via @YouTube

The Coup - The Guillotine youtu.be/U7DtaCt18mI via @YouTube

more coyote sing along hour 

although you try to discredit
you'll still never edit
the needle I'll thread it
radically poetic
standing with the fury they had in 66
and like E double I'm Mad still knee deep in the system's shit
Hoover!
he was a body remover!
I'll give you a dose but it can never come close to the rage built up inside of me
fist in the air in the land of hyprocisy
movements come and movements go
leaders speak movements cease when their heads are flown
cause all these punks got bullets in their heads
department of police (what) the judges (what) the feds

"Empire had a better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets!"

coyote sing along hour 

you'll wind up in some factory that's full-time filth, and nowhere else to go
walk into an empty house, sit around all by yourself
though it might sound strange, I believe you'll be comin' back before too long
don't go back to Rockville
don't go back to Rockville
don't go back to Rockville
and waste another year
at night I drink myself to sleep and pretend I don't care that you're not here with me.

uspol adjacent rant 

"the greatest scam ever written - how a Montreal copywriter swindled victims out of $200 million by pretending to be a legendary psychic"

that's nothing, federal minimum wage adjusted for inflation is somewhere $8-12/h instead of the $7.25/h it is now. Assuming $10-$7 as a rough guestimate, $200 mil is 66666667 hours underpaid. There are about 1.6 million minimum wage workers in the USA - so that's about 42 hours per min wage worker, around a week or so of work. And that's just this year. And that's only some of the fiscal harm done by or in the wake of Reaganomics.

It's disheartening just how many job things I get which are some sort of senior citizen center (I am not up for that) and Amazon's always hiring warehouse people.

also if your office assistant job requires being able to reach heavy objects down from shelves while providing up front customer service that... isn't an office job.

Idk, it's really easy to spiral from here into self hate about how I was too fucking stupid to become a programmer

so if you get it on with the Hamburger Helper mascot is that technically oral or a hand job

current mood going WHOA all during "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Burly Brawl"

"duuuude, you told me to like, stay off the freeway. You told me it was like, way too gnarly."
"Then let us hope..." *chk* "that was completely bogus, duuuude."

"Things you should never do with your money according to experts" I dunno, have a big moneyfuck like in "Danger Diabolik"?

today, revision of June drawing of a Neanderthal with his spirit hawk and an Uldra facing a real angry yeti; and a plate armored adventurer defends against a rakshasa while a rakshasi looks on.

less country music songs about how rural America is proudly homophobic, conservative and religious, more country music songs about UNDEAD COWBOYS.

it's weird, I resent rich people a lot, but until literally less than a year, I would never have imagined "the second wealthiest person in the world is someone I very deeply and personally hate and would love to punch repeatedly."

I was thinking about this because the place I was at had the song on the PA. It’s fairly sad for me, because even though we survived that crummy apartment as a couple, there was a lot more hell to come, stress really messed with the never-great odds of us lasting, and eventually we broke up. Anyway if you haven’t seen the movie it’s really charming, it’s one of my big favorites.

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In the movie Yellow Submarine, the song “When I’m 64” gets a little countdown with animation ending in a silhouetted couple kissing. A friend lent me and the ex their VHS copy of Yellow Submarine during a *really* bad year - an apartment we thought would be OK turned out to be very not OK, and that movie really helped us both to keep our sanity together, we watched it a lot. So one of our things as a couple became, if “When I’m 64” was playing we’d kiss at the end. I mean a cartoon *said* to.

when the moon hits your belly just like sfogliatelle that's amore

so a monk goes to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

the hot dog guy shakes celery salt and chopped onions on him, squirts mustard on his shaved head, and tucks tomato slices behind his ears

and he was enlightened!

puerile humor, all caps Melville quote 

so this ship captain walks into a bar and his fly's open

so the barkeeper says sir everyone can see your dick so he says

AYE AYE TWAS MOBY DICK THAT DISMASTED ME MOBY DICK THAT MADE A POOR PEGGIN' LUBBER OF ME FOREVER AND A DAY! AYE AND I'LL CHASE HIM AROUND GOOD HOPE AND ROUND THE HORN AND ROUND THE NORWAY MAELSTROM AND ROUND PERDITION'S FLAMES BEFORE I GIVE HIM UP AND THIS IS WHAT YE HAVE SIGNED FOR MEN TO HUNT THE WHIT....

oh wait, the joke's supposed to be "he has a ship's wheel on his penis"

I wanna walk like you, talk like you too
you see it's true an ape like me can learn to be human too
*winces*

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