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yes, she's got THE INNSMOUTH LOOK and she knows how to use it

what's her secret? Really big contact lenses? Several generations of inbreeding?

today, undead jackal dude charges late period looking cavalry. Has undead and primitive firearms.

PREVIOUSLY ON XX MEN

* that short hairy dude DRANK a BEER

* the tall socially awkward dude PAINTED

* the SCIENCE hairy dude was REALLY FASCINATED by FUNGUS

Rage Against the Machine Lyrics, FBI memos, USpol/historical antiblackness, brief sui mention 

"[King] would be a strong contender for this position should he abandon his obedience to the supposed white liberal doctrine of nonviolence and embrace Black nationalism.

"through counterintelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers and neutralize them

"and neutralize them

"and neutralize them

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

* this was a real memo btw. They sent stuff to King telling him to back down or they'd spill his extramarital affairs to the press. King thought they were telling him to kill himself, so he refused.

what should I draw charging this dude on horseback

more incredibly bitter coyote sing along hour 

if we don't take action now
we'll settle for nothing later
we'll settle for nothing now
and we'll settle for nothing later

coyote sing along hour 

in the right light study becomes insight
but the system that dissed us teaches us to read and write
so called fact's a fraud,
they want us to allege and pledge and bow down unto their god
lost the culture, the culture lost
spun our minds and through time
ignorance has taken over

music link, retro gaming, NorCal politics related comment 

Rage Against the Machine Album - RATM - 8 bit Edit youtu.be/6TbcxLSDthY via @YouTube

oh YEAH

can Mario get from the protest to the Lake Merritt station without taking a tear gas canister to the head at point blank range?

and I won't let you hurt my planet
and I won't let you hurt my friends

bitter wishful thinking

I didn't really expect to get the job with the vet clinic, but I was really hoping you know? And finding out that's a no really took the wind out of my sails.

uuuugh everything in the world is more compelling than job hunting

remembering years ago talking with my friend about Terrence McKenna ordering a latte

"And I would like a little hazelnut torani syrup, just a very light spiral curling from the collective subconscious... the foam forms these geometric progressions

"progressions

"progressions"

* dance music kicks in *

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT'S GOT HIS OWN CEMENT POND
THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT HE'S A MILLIONAIRE
THEN EVERYONE SAID CALIFORNEE
IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU OUGHTA BEEEEEEE
WE GOT TO LOAD UP
THIS HERE TRUCK NOW
WE GOT TO MOVE TO BEVERLEEEEEEEEEE

* spins poi frantically *

EVERYONE KNOWS
FUN RULES

this is literally the first time in years I've listened to Money for Nothing without it being either the Weird Al version or the 1200 Micrograms version

* listens for 4+ minutes before switching to the 1200 Micrograms version *

"White Lizzo" is trending over on birdsite and I'm afraid of the monumentally stupid takes I might find if I click on this one

whoa white Lizzo, bam ba lam?

(edit; I don't get how Ram Jam and Pearl Jam are completely unrelated bands)

Mark of Tzeench and his buddy, Fred of Slaanesh

Rain Dog boosted

today, two dragonborn adventurers fight a forest giant. And a little weirder, an aging wizard meets and takes possession of a fresh young clone body, vat-grown by the mind fla… uh, CEPHALOIDS. Includes eye contact, brains, implied mind transfer, etc.

Wow, how to make me not want the job within 2 minutes on site and before the interview.

today, two dragonborn adventurers fight a forest giant. And a little weirder, an aging wizard meets and takes possession of a fresh young clone body, vat-grown by the mind fla… uh, CEPHALOIDS. Includes eye contact, brains, implied mind transfer, etc.

more landlords, more anger, etc 

I come home and the landlords have put a note on the door that Tuesday they're going to have people wander through to inspect balconies. Coming 5 days after they charged me $92.50 they FORGOT to tag on or tell me about back in July, this is a little raw, and if someone's starting a violent Marxist uprising, please let me know, because I can think of a property management company which I'd like to torch first.

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