Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

"Try again. Try harder!"
"NNNYAAAGH!"
"Victims, aren't we all?"

SOMETIMES IT RAINS INSIDE OF MY HEAD
ALL THE WORDS RUN DRYYYYYY
WALLS ARE BREATHING HANDS ARE REACHING UP
TO TOUCH MY THIIIIGH
NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAAAAAAY

fuck it. actually instead of listening to Graeme Revell's rejected The 13th Warrior score while I ink, I'm gonna straight up listen to The Crow score again. The inevitable movie quotes will probably show up any moment now.

https://youtu.be/5MMlJrjLDR0

*recites*

"A building burns. I used to think that was true of everything - family, relationships. But now I know that if two people are Goth enough and have really good eyeliner, than nothing can keep them apart."

“A tongue sandwich” sounds like something you can either get at a deli or in an intimate situation. I’m not sure what a nice pastrami sandwich with good mustard would be in an intimate setting.

Successfully made it out of the used bookstore having ONLY bought a book on Hussites. Is anyone other than me interested in this stuff and not Czech?

Public educational sculpture of Uranus, accidentally discovered while looking for a button for the pedestrian crosswalk.

a “deep Soul chakra cleansing” and it’s just a really enthusiastic serving of collard greens

scenic Los Hongos, CA!

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I have always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

the imperial pledge of allegiance is just placing your hand over your heart and reciting "fully operational battle station" in a BBC accent

No new #drawings today but analog inks. Minotaur faces two Greek humans in their lair, human monk and dwarf ranger are ambushed by (naked!) spider-goblins, late period armored cavalry versus undead jackal warrior, and a pirate is surprised by a fire-blasting brass golem!

there ain't no air and there ain't no light
and there ain't no way to make it out alive
his weddin' was planned for the fifth of July
but Jessie got trapped in the coal mine

"This is madness! No man, Greek or Persian, threatens a messenger!"
"This is PATRICK!"

“When there’s nothing holding you back what would your thing be?”

You capitalists always think it’s an easily packaged formula sold to me, don’t you?

Sphinctr, the handy app that lets you know what peoples' ani look like!

oh SHIT Metallica's on!

* reflexively grabs 4d6 and rolls 6 times *

11, 14, 16, 13, 14, 06, I'm thinking dwarf ranger or barbarian. damn that's a tough dump stat to assign.

* fake "Lucky" accent *

'Tis the same old theme since 1916, ye thievin' little bastards be after me Lucky Charms! Off with ye noo, or I'll crack ye a good one across the head wi' me caman!

TFW you want to run D&D because you’ve had an idea for a series of games, but you’re also not sure who you’d want as players, which edition (includes PF2e) you’d use and you’re fairly sure you won’t have spoons at some point.

The plot of this Dungeon adventure is basically “let’s take a bunch of NPCs who’ve never been on either a ship or a farm, land them on Oerth’s version of Skull Island, and call it a colony WHY ARE THINGS GOING SIDEWAYS?”

Luckily for our heroes fate and play tests mean very few challenges in this module are likely to take out the hull/rigging/helmswoman. It’s all stuff like a horrible chaos phage infection, nori flavored shambling mounds, and untrained Profession (Sailor) checks.

The contrast of “I am vengeance! I am the night! I am BATMAN!” with “I yam what I yam,” gets me to how Wolvie is “the best there is at what I does BRAAAAP.” And if Wolverine’s basically Popeye through the teen edgelord filter, is SNIKT actually something Wolvie says out loud, equivalent to Popeye or Hellboy saying WHAM?