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Well the GOOD news is that we successfully defeated a major place spirit so hopefully she can heal from the Wyrm rage inflicted upon her. The better news is none of the pack was seriously hurt in the process. The bad news is I’m real low on Rage now.

I live cement
I hate this street
Give dirt to me
I bite lament

Chilhuly's based in Tacoma and weed's legal in WA, so has anyone ever used one of the really big glass sculptures as a bong?

an apple a day definitely keeps the doctor away if "pitching an apple at them hard" is a daily habit

Two more inked today. A Neanderthal and his spirit hawk ally join with an Uldra to fight against a yeti, and two Dragonborn adventurers fight an ogre or giant in a forest somewhere.

"I have something for you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain! All at once. All for you!"

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"I thought you were like, invulnerable?"
"I was. I'm not, anymore."

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quick impression for you; caw, caw, bang, FUCK I'm dead!

the inevitable movie quote, song lyrics, all caps, 90s 

"Try again. Try harder!"
"NNNYAAAGH!"
"Victims, aren't we all?"

SOMETIMES IT RAINS INSIDE OF MY HEAD
ALL THE WORDS RUN DRYYYYYY
WALLS ARE BREATHING HANDS ARE REACHING UP
TO TOUCH MY THIIIIGH
NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAAAAAAY

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fuck it. actually instead of listening to Graeme Revell's rejected The 13th Warrior score while I ink, I'm gonna straight up listen to The Crow score again. The inevitable movie quotes will probably show up any moment now.

youtu.be/5MMlJrjLDR0

*recites*

"A building burns. I used to think that was true of everything - family, relationships. But now I know that if two people are Goth enough and have really good eyeliner, than nothing can keep them apart."

“A tongue sandwich” sounds like something you can either get at a deli or in an intimate situation. I’m not sure what a nice pastrami sandwich with good mustard would be in an intimate setting.

Successfully made it out of the used bookstore having ONLY bought a book on Hussites. Is anyone other than me interested in this stuff and not Czech?

Public educational sculpture of Uranus, accidentally discovered while looking for a button for the pedestrian crosswalk.

a “deep Soul chakra cleansing” and it’s just a really enthusiastic serving of collard greens

coyote sing along hour, distinctly gray ace sappiness 

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I have always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

the imperial pledge of allegiance is just placing your hand over your heart and reciting "fully operational battle station" in a BBC accent

No new today but analog inks. Minotaur faces two Greek humans in their lair, human monk and dwarf ranger are ambushed by (naked!) spider-goblins, late period armored cavalry versus undead jackal warrior, and a pirate is surprised by a fire-blasting brass golem!

coyote sing along hour 

there ain't no air and there ain't no light
and there ain't no way to make it out alive
his weddin' was planned for the fifth of July
but Jessie got trapped in the coal mine

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