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Dear coworker recently returned from Vegas could you please stop coughing or could you do it not right near my desk?

As usual if I look at anything where there could possibly be antisemitism there is, there’s no fucking consequences, and I come away from it HATING humanity.

As part of my job I’m dealing with a lot of BOLs going to a warehouse in Dacula, GA, and all I can think is “do people slam in the back of Dacula and/or are people from there sick of being asked if they slam in the back?”

coyote sing along hour, ukpol adjacent, please stand for England's national anthem 

this town is coming like a ghost town
all the clubs are being closed down
this place is coming like a ghost town
bands won't play no more
(too much fighting on the dance floor)

do you remember the good old days before the ghost town?
we danced and sang as the music played in any boom town.

this town is coming like a ghost town
(why must the youth fight against themself?
government leaving the youth on the shelf!)
this place is coming like a ghost down
(No job to be found in this country)
can't go on no more
(people getting angry)

this town is coming like a ghost town.

this town is coming like a ghost town.

this town is coming like a ghost town.

Ran into CPTSD/depression stuff, but trying to push through by and listening to Garmarna

I made it through 30 minutes of Theodore Bikel singing Yiddish folk songs but can't listen to more without my arteries clogging from the schmaltz

Brits are pretty phlegmatic by comparison, let's listen to Steeleye Span

let's see, a song about a soldier dying too young

okay let's try Garmarna...

Hot take: Of Wolf and Man is NOT actually Metallica’s best song

Hot Take II: whether Master of Puppets or One is their best song is equally subjective since it’s basically whether you’re more about guitar or drums.

Oh shit I put on Metallica but I can’t really roll d6s at work! Online random number generator gets me 14, 09, 12, 11, 14, 08. Seems like pretty solidly fighter or pacifist cleric stats?

bsky.app/profile/picardsteacup apparently the worst filth of the Bay Area are having a public celebration of their newfound ability to harm sentient beings. In case anyone wanted to crash their little soiree.

My parasitology textbook in college was filled with stuff less harmful and more human than fucking landlords.

This isn’t truly a repost of last night’s as I’d made some edits.

you can’t use a sousaphone to make sous vide ANYTHING, how’s that even work?

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

CAUSE I CAN’T STAND ROCKIN’ WHILE I’M IN THIS PLACE
BECAUSE I FEEL DISGRACE
BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL IN MY FACE!
SO MAKE NO MISTAKES AND SWITCH UP MY CHANNEL!
I’M BUDDY RICH WHEN I FLY OFF THE HANDLE!
WHAT CAN IT BE, ITS A MIRAGE,
Y’SCHEMIN’ ON A THING THAT’S SABOTAGE!

Rock Me Amadeus

Tickle Me Amadeus?

Rock'em Sock'em Amadeus, exciting game of boxing 18th century composers?

the day, death/sickness 

my uncle - I didn't know the guy, my Dad and he could NOT STAND each other - worked in the Towers pretty often, but that day he was working in Jersey. Survived by sheer luck, then like 6 months later he was dead from colon cancer anyway.

Rain Dog boosted

Peter Steele is making me wanna run around outside in the cemetery again!

… Can’t blame him for how I wanna get a fresh cup of coffee and draw hyenas rather than work, that’s all on me.

Rant via the day 

Republicans did exactly what Republicans do best; ignore anything like a warning because their agenda is about getting tax cuts for their cronies, and then when it gets Americans killed, it’s an excuse for dumping money at something they want, in this case a couple of wars (different for Katrina and Covid).

Meanwhile as always the loudest conservative voices about this stuff are people who HATE New Yorkers and describe the city as everything they oppose, so fuck that hypocrisy.

So in OTHER news about NYC, they finally named the Lower East Side street corner featured on cover of Paul’s Boutique, after the Beasties. This means it’s time to be insufferable about the album.

Cash flow gettin’ low so I had to pull a job!
I found a nice place t’visit but a better place to rob!

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