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music maker man, your beats are bad.

no not GOOD bad, BAD bad!

you will be pleased to know that the rave music from Samurai Jack (aka the Best Samurai Jack episode ever) holds up AWESOME when the half-edible kicks in

SCIENCE!!1!

I really REALLY need to get a new electric teakettle.

whoa

ever go "hey, I want to listen to Purple Haze" but how about a cover that makes me want to run around in dead leaves in the cemetery or pull an all nighter to play "Changeling"?

well you're in luck because this exists

youtu.be/KS89YojeFoM?si=Cy2O7o

The point at which I find my folks kinda unpleasant because none of us have eaten much in the last 10 hours and we’re all cranky AF.

Hey, do you like wholesome, Norman Rockwell style reminders of America’s largely mythologized agrarian past?

Rain Dog boosted

Crap, my NAACP membership lapsed because I was worried about money, realized it NOW.

For this, I abandoned having lurid fantasies about hyena girls? Family tho, kinda have to.

I still think someone should set up a competitor with former Twitter which could be Y and that way when you'd post there, it'd be Yeets. You'd Yeet random crap out onto the internet. Not to be confused with Yeats. He's a different guy.

apparently it's crying jag listening to "Pictures of You" hour

oy oy OY oy oy OY oy OY oy gevalt I so don't need this

they're called chicken tenders because they hold the wood, coal or oil fuel for the rotisserie chicken they trail behind

ever since railroads switched to diesel chickens you no longer see them that much in mainline use

seriously I started this morning thinking I'd figured out something big and meaningful while showering and I was really happy about that, and then I did some job hunt stuff/tried to schedule/reschedule a Zoom interview, and that REALLY sent my mood spiraling.

actually yeah, you've convinced me I won't get this one.

ah yes the familiar favorite "upload your resume/please now fill in every detail about your prior work experience DO NOT PUT SEE RESUME"

"including all gaps in employment" why yes, I spent that entire time smoking a profound volume of weed and not at all looking for jobs, I'd be a terrible employee. Clever of you to figure it out.

"We're receiving a radio transmission. They say their radio isn't working."
"Have they raised their shields yet?"
"No."
"Raise ours."
"They're raising shields."
"Lock phasers on target."
"They're locking phasers."
"Uh. Raise shields I guess?"
"FIRE!"

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