Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

* forgets the lyrics to this Heilung song and just yells out futhark runes, that'll basically do the same thing *

This is from 1989 in case you were wondering how much things actually changed since.

https://youtu.be/rZ4ZlCCPW8w?si=Pzl1zSyWEdp9b5AK

final days, even our pups know this is the age, question hangs heavy in the air, you know the routine.

"where you come from is GONE! Where you thought you were goin' to weren't never THERE! An' where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it!"

*stomps accelerator*

whoa black betty bam ba lam
whoa black betty bam ba lam
th' tahm is out of joint o cursed spaht
that ever Ah was born t'set it raht
whoa black betty bam ba lam

okay, listening to the Bad Driving Theme Song means I need to listen to the OTHER Bad Driving Theme Songs

OH YEAH IT'S THE BAD DRIVING THEME TUNE! #JunoReactor #whoa

the problem with listening to Juno Reactor is that literally every track potentially could be That Part Where Neo Like Fights That One Dude

we're KGAY, the GAY station! We've been Queering up YOUR radio dial for 50 YEARS and yet all you'll ever hear is FRESH BEATS from the last 3 MONTHS

... yes, that last part is why I'm revisiting Juno Reactor today.

Just one #drawing tonight.

This whole miserable bullshit plays *right* into the exact worst things I think about humanity in general.

y'know, I'm glad that other people enjoyed the 2004 Hellboy (and the 2008 sequel, which to be fair I hated mostly cause it stomped hard on my buttons) so much that someone's doing a 1/4 scale sculpture of the titular character, in 2023, but I can't help feeling not even Ron Perlman likes Ron Perlman enough to haul around that much resin.

holy shit what if Biden DID pardon Trump publicly for January 6

... ON Thanksgiving, and AS the turkey who gets a pardon. oh man that'd be the best Thanksgiving ever.

Dybbuks & Davening, my Jewish themed one page TTRPG! It’s one page because the rules are entirely “Being from the group that’s always made either invisible or villains sucks big red baboon ass. Let’s go play Pathfinder instead.” On the upside, it’s free and easy to learn!

do you REALLY hate Halloween being over, or do you just hate being stuck with going into the darkness and literally the worst holiday humanity has ever invented?

trying to stave off the depression with the Cutthroat Island and the Adventures of Don Juan soundtracks

fuck, I miss fencing. FUCK.

Apparently it's being the sort of time period that a real specific part of the Jaws soundtrack prompts a tiny crying jag. Seriously I can explain.

every time I think "what if I tried went to seminary and got ordained" I get some sort of reminder that I would NOT be good at it and that's one of those professions like nuclear reactor technician or grade/high school teacher you do NOT want to do badly.

time to pause the Jaws soundtrack to listen to "Eggman" again

saw a convertible drivin' by
loaded up a slingshot, let one fly!

... oh crap, it's time for High Plains Drifter again, isn't it?

oh yeah John Williams' stirring "March of the Thyreophorans"!

so let's see furries really go for fantasies about animal people from D&D. Kobolds do the draconic-cat-submissive fantasy thing. Gnolls do the himbo AND potentially trans icon thing. Now if only I could figure out the next D&D monster to get big as a slutty art icon, I could *really* clean up.

I know! It's locathah, isn't it?