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no, Mister Bond, I expect you to listen to my theme music

da DWEE da doo dah
duh duh duh dee dum
da DWEE da doo dah
duh duh duh dee dum
DA DWEE DA DOO DAH!
DUH DUH DUH DEE DUM!
DA DWEE DA DOO DAH!
DA DWEE DA DOO DAH!
DA DWEE DA DOO DAH!
DUMMMMMM!

* Dame Shirley Bassey voice *

he loves only gold, only gold
he loves only gold, only gold
he loves GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gasp*
OOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

okay so my idea for a horror anime is that you've got this dhampir vampire hunter who's actually Dracula's son, so he's a noble, a boyar. And you can't go around freely declaring you hunt undead, so his cover story is that he's an expert cook.

So the whole series is called, CHEF BOYAR D.

I need to remember that feeling terrible about myself is largely that if there's something out there I can clobber myself over the head with, I will.

I need to remember that I might not *be* desperately flawed and utterly unlikable. I just *feel* desperately flawed and utterly unlikable right now, which is bad in its own way.

nationaldaycalendar.com/novemb

so apparently November is World Vegan *Month*. Counter to what we've heard it's actually Lots of Nuts November. Nitrogen Fixer November.

No Nut November but there are other months about food allergies. Because it's relatively rare it doubles as No Nightshade November. There's No Dairy December. Gluten Free February.

I don't believe in wars where one side are only perfect saints and the other side are only dire war criminals. That's not how war works, there's a reason it's considered a bad thing that perhaps we shouldn't do all the time.

I'm not entirely sure how I went from dance music to "let's listen to 14 minutes or so of someone droning a Saxon charm for healing horses" but it's seasonal kinda, so running with it

* forgets the lyrics to this Heilung song and just yells out futhark runes, that'll basically do the same thing *

This is from 1989 in case you were wondering how much things actually changed since.

youtu.be/rZ4ZlCCPW8w?si=Pzl1zS

final days, even our pups know this is the age, question hangs heavy in the air, you know the routine.

"where you come from is GONE! Where you thought you were goin' to weren't never THERE! An' where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it!"

*stomps accelerator*

whoa black betty bam ba lam
whoa black betty bam ba lam
th' tahm is out of joint o cursed spaht
that ever Ah was born t'set it raht
whoa black betty bam ba lam

okay, listening to the Bad Driving Theme Song means I need to listen to the OTHER Bad Driving Theme Songs

the problem with listening to Juno Reactor is that literally every track potentially could be That Part Where Neo Like Fights That One Dude

we're KGAY, the GAY station! We've been Queering up YOUR radio dial for 50 YEARS and yet all you'll ever hear is FRESH BEATS from the last 3 MONTHS

... yes, that last part is why I'm revisiting Juno Reactor today.

This whole miserable bullshit plays *right* into the exact worst things I think about humanity in general.

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