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Even by Seattle standards it’s a wet morning!

well if two wrongs don't make a right, then hey, why stop at three dozen, let's make the whole situation even FUCKIER.

the good news is that I don't have to somehow get my parents to respect my boundaries so I can get back to Seattle by 8 tomorrow, but the BAD news is instead they want to see me Sunday, which'll be an all day deal. I'm gonna try to see this as "I can use space between this week's job hunt and them."

coyote sing along hour 

SOME MAKE US LAUGH SOME MAKE US CRY
THESE CLOWNS GONNA MAKE US TO DIE
EVERYBODY'S RUNNIN' WHEN THE CIRCUS COMES TO CLEAR THE TOWN
EVERYBODY'S RUNNIN' FROM ATTACKS OF THE KILLER KLOWNS
(FROM OUTER SPACE)

It's been a while since I went into coyote cooking frenzy - maybe the sink being down REALLY soured my mood to cook - but tonight I made mashed parsnips, stewed romano beans, prepped and fried livers to make chopped liver salad later. Made vaguely Italian mushroom-bacon-tomato stuff for dinner figuring I should cook while I have spoons to do so.

actually the real "back in the day" story is;

* the gaming club met monthly in the basement of Sergeant Pepper's Pizza Circus (not even Chuck E Cheese, a Chuck E Cheese KNOCKOFF) off Beauford Highway

* everyone ignored the space required, speed factor and AC adjustment rules given on p 38 of your PHB

* literally ubiquitous houserule that all PCs got one 18, roll 4d6 minus lowest for all other stats

back in my day we had to walk uphill in the snow to get to where we could play thieves and druids who had to be true neutral and carry li'l pots of ivy with them to cast Entangle!

okay, I fess up to occasionally initially parsing both "FCF" and "FNAF" as furry conventions.

me: oh crap I don't know if I did okay on this interview, I have a phone thing in 1+ hour and I'm just worried.

my brain: you know what would be cool? A multiheaded fursuit where one arm was rigidly supported from inside, and you could puppeteer the head yours wasn't in, with your free hand.

@obscurestar@beach.city @obscurestar@mastodon.social despite being completely sober listening to this Hallucinogen album reminds me of the quote "I forgot how much acid I took NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM"

I'm going to reuse the joke about "Zootopia x Dark City fanfic is just Blacksad" because I'm listening to the Dark City soundtrack and it's STILL funny.

* stands outside the privs *

The spirits white as lightnin' all on me travels guide me
The stars would shake and the moon would quake whene'er they espied me!
Still I sing bonny boys bonny mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonny
For they all go bare and they live on the air and they want no drink nor money!

Here’s something I thought was really cool on a Smilidon fossil!

Well… I did get a soy sauce chicken, which became also getting bok choy, roma beans to stew, canned lo han chai, oden etc AND since the Russian grocery is nearby I’m getting pelmeni and hopefully pirogi and kvass. This is why I was reluctant to stop for soy sauce chicken.

turning out to be an absolutely abysmal night in the sleep department

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