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My dudes, even if I wanted complete strangers’ fucking political opinions while I’m trying to drink coffee and draw, I wouldn’t want them at that volume.

I am not one of the good furries, good Queers or good artists; I'm not from a good age group or a good minority group. I'm getting too old to have a cool sex life, a cool profession or even go to cool places and, somehow, despite all of this, I'm supposed to find myself worthy and keep pushing on.

Another weird thing to come out of reading this book of humorous essays - there’s a story- is wanting to hang out with actual wolves at some point. Since I really like cats, and cats are essentially adults rather than permanent wolf cubs like dogs, I wonder if I’d like whatever “dog but an adult” is.

Really feeling weepy and wishing I could hug a dog (who would probably enthusiastically try to climb my chest and muzzle fence me) or cat (who would probably be nonplussed). Any decision to delete my Bluesky is still up in the air.

The profound irony of a pro police sign, bemoaning, “what happened to our beautiful Seattle?” alongside Aurora

when I was a kid in semi rural Georgia, because I kinda pass as white and straight, people would say the awfullest, shittiest things in front of me about Blacks, Gays (remember we had no concept you could be Queer in any other way) and only very rarely Jews. I assume a brave kid would get them to shut the hell up by punching them. I was not that brave and kept my head down, but this is an experience I really REALLY hate.

Okay, I finally lost my shit at one of my allies, I told them they did not understand Jewish identity at all and BLOCKED their rich honky ass.

Then as a reminder of the birthday boy/girl/other’s mortality they placed EL SOMBRERO DEL MUERTE on their head and sang the grim YOU’RE OLD song said to have been composed by Nezahualcoyotl himself!

company we keep
roaming the land while you're asleep
shapeshift, nose to the wind
shapeshift, feeling I've been
move swift! all senses clean

clearly the solution to finding it really difficult to pick my favorite Cure song is to listen to ALL of the possibilities

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and trivialities
Grand Holy Mother, grant me clarity
I am standing on the edge of forever
forever

fine, as long as I'm slightly stoned, drinking mugicha and listening to Khachaturian;

AMA?

Voellig losgeloest von der Erde
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Voellig schwerelos!

okay, it's time for a Coyote Space Agency routine low orbit maintenance launch

* edits the rave scene from Matrix Reloaded to feature "Astrix on Mushrooms," include flashing colored lights, and so that about 1/8 of the participants are wearing fursuit heads and paws *

waaaaay better

admittedly not all of Matrix Reloaded is the part where Neo fights that dude, there's when Neo and Trinity skip out on a fairly boring rave to go fuck instead.

look "My Head Feels Like a Frisbee" was the first EDM track I thought of but YES it really improves the rave scene from Matrix Reloaded

*puts on literally ANY Juno Reactor*

oh yeah that's the part of Matrix Reloaded where Neo fights that dude

see it's funny because literally all of Matrix Reloaded is the part where Neo fights that dude, except for the freeway chase (mostly Morpheus fighting those dudes), and the part where he talks to Colonel Harlan Sanders

Two more today. Contains ladyboob, which frankly I think is slightly more sexual than a peanut butter sandwich, therefore not flagging it. (There IS choking someone which I consider a LOT more objectionable.)

time to play "stoned out of your gourd OR nothing else in the house for desert"

tonight's entry; a pita, with vegan cream cheese and honey

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