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also I note if you were GOING to filk Metallica's best song "Vecna,""Orcus," "green slime," "flindbar," "behir," "pit trap," and "dungeon" all have the same syllabic count as "darkness" and "landmine"

fine. time for Metallica's AWESOMEST song but also as is tradition

11 09 09 10 15 13

hmm. That's either a fighter of some sort or they died in a tragic orc raid just as they finished training and I'm gonna reroll.

sadly the Starii Olsa cover of One (Metallica's best song ever imho) cuts out before THE REALLY AWESOME BIT

I'd LIKE to listen to the original, but I'm in a coffeeshop and playing air drums to the point of breaking a sweat to THE REALLY AWESOME BIT would probably upset people.

I note that this is in part the worst song on the Black Album because it's sandwiched between Through the Never, which is so noteworthy I don't remember it, and THE AWESOMEST!!!1! BESTEST SONG! on the Black Album.

oh wow they actually made the worst song on the Black Album more tolerable

https://youtu.be/L5UUu2-iB-I?si=NsqKyEOcfy0YntMi

here is a cover which is far more true to the noble spirit of Mother Russia

(three guys on a couch in a dingy apartment even if admittedly they ARE sober)

https://youtu.be/4Bl6obRrjdM?si=kMEgUh-fhGPjKKZT

I really like some of the lyrical changes they needed to make to fit the meter!

whoa somehow I missed the part where Hellboy II was scored by Danny Elfman

and now listening, it's a very good and admittedly very Danny score

it's a real shame the movie really REALLY makes me irrationally angry every time I try to watch it.

fine, seasonal it is

https://youtu.be/_fIpC-UKhEM?si=mr0D3QRRv1nm6_2u

hee hee hee, CHRISTMASTIME!

somehow I went from The Nutcracker to John Barry soundtracks which in turn gets me to;

WELL I'VE HEARD THAT IT'S GOLD
I'VE HEARD THAT IT'S A FINGER
HEY DON'T SHOOT ME
I'M JUST THE BLOODY SINGER
SOME FOLKS LIKE 'EM BRONZE
OTHERS LIKE 'EM SILVER
BUT THIS MAN LOVES HIS GOLD
IT IS HIS FAVORITE THINGER

oh YEAH it's the part of the Barry soundtrack where the scuba divers attack Fort Knox!

no wait, that's after the astronauts chase him in speedboats in Thailand

after he plays baccarat with the shark

soon followed by, of course, stomping around on tiptoe, elbows tucked to chest, two fingers out on each hand, during "Glorification of the Chosen One"

what do you mean "that's weird"

BUT SUDDENLY oh no we got ballet sheet music mixed up and inserted parts of Rite of Spring into The Nutcracker OH NOOOOOES

* plays "Mystic Circle of the Young Girls" on celesta *

FINE I'M LISTENING TO THE NUTCRACKER SUITE BEFORE THANKSGIVING BECAUSE IT MAY AS WELL BE DECEMBER ALREADY

man I'm not sure what I wish Bluesky would do more, mute keywords or allow DMs

current mood; watching a clip of probably a shiba inu floating in space, on repeat, while playing Khachaturian's "Adagio" from "Gayaneh."

My dudes, even if I wanted complete strangers’ fucking political opinions while I’m trying to drink coffee and draw, I wouldn’t want them at that volume.

I am not one of the good furries, good Queers or good artists; I'm not from a good age group or a good minority group. I'm getting too old to have a cool sex life, a cool profession or even go to cool places and, somehow, despite all of this, I'm supposed to find myself worthy and keep pushing on.

Another weird thing to come out of reading this book of humorous essays - there’s a story- is wanting to hang out with actual wolves at some point. Since I really like cats, and cats are essentially adults rather than permanent wolf cubs like dogs, I wonder if I’d like whatever “dog but an adult” is.

Really feeling weepy and wishing I could hug a dog (who would probably enthusiastically try to climb my chest and muzzle fence me) or cat (who would probably be nonplussed). Any decision to delete my Bluesky is still up in the air.