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this udon was "artificial chicken flavor." or at least it WAS flavored like an artificial chicken before I decided it needed to be flavored primarily like nanami togarashi.

* soft rendition of Kojo no Tsuki *

ah yes, a simple bowl of udon, the delicate, nuanced flavors of Japan.

* really energetic Yoshida Brothers cuts in *

LIKE BUTTER AND LOTS OF NANAMI TOGARASHI! WAKU WAKU!

so my response to the suggestion that Max Von Sydow would have been the worst hypothetical muppet show guest was;

"but but but you could do a whole episode with Von Sydow shot in grainy black and white with the title VAERFOR AR GUD TYST? and like, it'd have the Swedish chef granted a respite from dying so he could make the perfect kladdkaka and"

tell me I don't need to self medicate my emotional distress with hombow

while the dark, cinematic Elfman stuff is probably not behind the current mood (currently would really like it if I had a massive heart attack or stroke this afternoon), it *is* probably behind all the little thumbnail sketches of Spider-Man

plan is to wrap up soon, listen to "To The Five Boroughs" to push through, and go out and get sunlight while there IS some.

the way I get at least a dozen offers for working in a warehouse, working as a delivery driver, or working as AMAZON warehouse staff or delivery, plus there are job site emails which route me back to where I can apply for warehouse, driver or Amazon positions, hits my mood worse than an Ingmar Bergman movie marathon

moving from Sleepy Hollow back to the Hellboy II soundtrack, in which the main characters are straight up on the wrong side.

This is my blessing. This is my curse. Who am I? I'm EDWARD BAT-HANDS.

*Elfman bell and chorus music*
*snowstorm*

oh, it's the part of the Elfman soundtrack where Johnny Depp's wolfman character visits his sweet old Aunt May before going to his job in the circus during a snowstorm. This is before the shootout with the aliens.

oh no

the holidays snuck up on me and it's not even Thanksgiving. I say this because Danny Elfman soundtracks have become a lot more appealing recently, and the urge to respond to the "Sleepy Hollow" soundtrack with my best Kevin Conroy "BATMAN!" really drives this realization.

late war Captain Crunch where gradually the crunchberries started to include more wood shavings or other filler, and the Kriegsmarine learned to become wary of Resistance members sabotaging the reinforced concrete Crunch docks at Brest by scattering a handful of Fruit Loops in each box

thinking about how there's no Midshipman Crunch, Leftenant Crunch etc,

leads to how cereal is submerged and comes to the surface so maybe he's actually KapitaenLeutnant/KaLeun Crunch

commercials could feature Juergen Prochnow as a voice actor yelling over the wind how it's good to be back at sea

Wow. So that was Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. It took a while to really pick up but once it did I was really hooked. I really like the implication at the end that the ultra dramatic ridiculous Bond film is pretty much Pee-Wee's filter on the whole wild ride. Also, I bet this movie is ridiculously awesome while stoned.

what's THAT which Meatloaf will not do in "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"?

it's 2023 and coyote for some reason still thinks the OWoD is a GREAT source of humor

oh YEAH "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" Meatloaf's song about his Brujah/Lasombra antitribu character. He's got like four dots in dominate and two dots in potence and two dots in celery. I mean, celerity.

WITH HIS FIVE O CLOCK SHADOW HE SMELLED OF THREE DAY OLD BEER
MY MAN TURNED TO ME AND ASKED "WHY ARE YOU HEYAH?"
CAUSE I'M CHARMING! I'M DASHING! I'M IN THE CAR CRASHING!

WOKE UP IN TH' MORNING PECULIAR FEELING
LOOKED UP AND SAW EGG DRIPPIN' FROM THE CEILING
THE FAMILY, THE PUNKROCKS, THE BUSINESSMAN
I'LL DOG EVERYONE WITH THE EGG IN MY HAND
NOT LIKE THE CRACK THAT Y'PUT IN A PIPE
BUT KRAK! ON Y'HEAD! HERE'S A TOWEL!
NOW WIPE!

That fucking asshole KNOWS the moment the war stops he’s out of power, so there’s not going to be a cease-fire. It’ll be an even worse humanitarian disaster, and over here I’ll get to hear even more eagerly cheering on killing everyone’s least favorite minority. I’m so fucking sick of this and him!

okay assuming my ADHD will let me sit still for exactly one (1) movie, which of these movies I haven't seen do I watch later?