Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

* watching a video about Red Sonja cause the actual movie costs money *

Oh look Frank Cho artwork!

* cue completely inappropriate hero worship *

I hate to be a Greek chorus for this Terribly Funny Internet Cis Male dissing this not very good dinosaur cartoon, and it's weird given I've animated stuff, but I am NOT down with hadrosaur crests that exhibit squash and stretch.

ARGH PTERANODONS ARE NOT DINOSAURS WHY IS THERE A PTERANODON WITH BEDROOM EYES IN A DINOSAUR CARTOON *fumes in taxonomic raaaaaage*

and now drawing a simple human mannequin as a base for your art!

First, draw a sphere to figure out the shape of the head. Add other spheres to figure out positioning for shoulder, elbow, hip, and knee joints.

Then draw EVEN MORE SPHERES! Ia! Ia! You have just drawn YOG SOTHOTH, the OUTER GOD of SPACE and TIME! THE WATCHER AT THE GATE! The five dimensional solids... the colour out of space... heh heh, ever heer tell uv a SHOGGOTH?

So there’s a temporary spending bill thanks to how the house speaker is an unusually vile Nazi, appropriate for how many of my elected officials are basically in an undeclared war on my country. Good to know, NPR.

you could play an uWuarlock, an uWuizard, or a Sowcewuh, but personally I'd go for DruVud, cause that lets you shift into a foxxo or at high levels even an oWolbear like in the movie

ancestors slept in fields all over Eastern Europe, but I apparently can't snooze on the kitchen floor without adding more in the way of padding.

Also tonight; Chinese food which I did not cook. This included getting salt and pepper wings instead of spicy fried intestines in the event of actually sharing my dinner, but Chiang's deep-frying game is perfect regardless, and these are HUGE chicken wings. These chickens did not skip arm day.

Fuck YES not only did I draw and play The Scarlet Pimpernel while playing “Guillotine” against @erin_kitsune, BUT we’re at my apartment so I got to wave a foil while reciting the little poem! LIBERTE FRATERNITE EGALITE!

"He's headed for that small moon."
"That's no moon. That's a space station."
"EXCELLENT!" *air guitars*
"I'm gonna have to shut down, but they're not gonna get me without a fight."
"BOGUS."
"You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting."
"That's so totally non-non-heinous."
"Opening the magnetic field. We are opening the magnetic field."

honestly combining "Bill and Ted" with "Star Wars" is incredibly low hanging fruit

"Lord Vader, we count thirty ships, but they're so small they're evading our..."
"... TURBO LASERS!" *furious air guitar, massive guitar sting*

mixing entirely too many cultural tropes

"you've heard of elf on a shelf..."
"BOGUS!"
"now witness the firepower of this fully operational battle station"
"EXCELLENT! Commence... PRIMARY IGNITION!" *headbangs, throws up horns*

whoa Black Betty bam ba lam
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I’m either going to come out of this lousy experience kinder or as some sort of horrifying bigot. You can probably guess which one I’m hoping for.

how is it I keep forgetting how much I absolutely love "Doing the Unstuck"?

The expected mood crash listening to "It's All Too Much," missing stuff which lost in TIME as well as space. I could go back to A^2 and I know entirely too well it couldn't be the same magical place I knew when I was a college student and the world seemed infinite for the first time ever.

#drawings today, including I finally drew an uvuudaum for a friend who’s been having an unusually shit time lately.

gah, TDOR not TDOV. I apologize for being so completely dogbrained right now.

made summer salad and had a few cucumbers left over so made Szechuan cucumbers for this TDOV thing. Made fried tomato and egg to use up the last of the tomatoes, as dinner.

The TDOV thing are other Jews, so in case someone keeps kosher, I'm prepping pork *last*, gonna put that up to marinate and call it a night.

talked to my Dad and things are NOT good. Since I can't stay until who-knows-when tomorrow or Sunday evening, I'm not headed over there before Thursday which tbh is a relief.

I'm trying not to think of this drug test as taking time out of my life to violate my boundaries for a potential job, but instead if this helps me get the job, I just got to whizz for money.