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guess what? my neighbors, the family-oriented Spanish speaking party vampires, had some sort of big party with yelling kids, roughly about the same time my esophagus became a portal to the Elemental Plane of Acid. The last beer I had was at least 3 hours before I went to bed, this isn't fair!

Jean Cartier et les Hommes Synthetique du Mars

crass, sexual, all caps 

one two three fo
SPIDER MANDIBLE
SPIDER MANDIBLE
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CANDIBLE
CARRIES SPERM IN A LITTLE SACK
DROPS IT ON ANOTHER SPIDER'S BACK
LOOK OUT
HERE COMES THE SPIDER MANIDBLE

TESTICLE MAAAAAAN while hiking in the mountains he was BITTEN by a radioactive tanuki and NOW he fights evil in a baggy sack costume covered by li'l utricating hairs which he ejects at will *dramatic sentai pose in front of mountain*

it's really ironic listening to The Beatles and missing A^2 (or what it WAS for a while) because Thanksgivings in Ann Arbor were let's face it kinda brutal

... but with more light than HERE, that's fer shure.

HOT ANATOMICAL TAKE the word "glabella" sounds like something out of D&D

"The mage Archenteron turned the corner and there, hovering about 5' off the ground, was a fearsome GLABELLA! It had a treasure of 60 Philtrum pieces."

Oh good I’m back to just waiting around. Have more from last night. Was trying to feel out shape more than feel out lighting so y’all get unfinished.

crap self-worth as an artist is wild because you have absolutely no consciousness about how ironic it is to diss your stuff as flawed and crummy looking while admiring a wide range of everyone else's.

oh yeah Amok Time

combatants may spray each other with the Win-Deks

suffocate each other with the fragrant Swetsahks

or engage with the deadly Lirpa Loof

current mood; singing "OOMpa LOOMpa OOMpa LOOMpa" to "The Processional" from "Amok Time"

also I forgot this episode's very wannabe-Stravinsky soundtrack includes this awesomely surf bass guitar riff.

the "Close to You" sequence is definitely the best part of Mirrormask. I got here from Black Hole Sun, I can explain.

Okay, I roasted kohlrabi and stewed Roma beans and tomatoes for this deal on Friday, and talked to my folks to confirm that I'm there tomorrow, which uhhh yeah.

coyote sing along hour, industrial disaster 

There ain’t no air and there ain’t no light
And there ain’t no way to make it out alive!
His weddin’ was planned for the fifth of July
But Jesse got trapped in the coal mine,
Never did marry his girl!

Spam musubi acquired and consumed. Also there were dorayaki on sale and those ube breads I like from the Filipino place in Everett so I got THOSE too.

petition to require high visibility/reflective materials for all d4s

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